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Assquatch

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  1. My suspicion is that the kid (Brock I think is his name) lifted some of Jesse's cigarettes the previous night, when they were playing video games. The kid ended up stealing the wrong cigarette

     

    Smoking kills :ph34r:

    Didn't Jesse say he had seen that cigarette that morning, so it had to have been either Tyrus stealing it out of his locker at the lab, or Saul's henchman when he frisked Jesse?

  2. Dude you are making my point. The title search is what does all this stuff. Most states have it at the registry of deeds or the County clerk or something like that. Plus carfax.

     

    Whatever on the origins of mea culpa. The point is it means buyer beware.

    Could have sworn it was Carpe Diem but I bow to your superior intellect as you have a demonstrated history of dropping some serious knowledge.

  3. At least I don't need a US Senator to hold my schtick when I go pee pee.

    I suppose you also don't rely on the military when you need a war fought. How do you even find time to follow football or make fun of Canadians with all the time you must spend on the phone contacting every electronics chip manufacturer that's in anything you own in order to make sure you're not subject to anything surreptitious?

     

    And you should brush up on your German as well. Mea Culpa is German not Greek. The Greeks were too busy planning the Pearl Harbor thing to have come up with that on their own.

  4. Up until this week it was up to you to see if your car was being tracked by an inactive OnStar subscription. You do realize that this is what the whole boruhaha is about don't you?

     

    Yes, I do. I'm saying it never occurred to me that her vehicle would be tracked by a piece of hardware for which we never had a subscription. It has an XM radio in it too, should I have to do something to make sure those folks aren't tracking her too? Should I have to make sure the "Can you hear me now" guy isn't listening in to all our household conversations by remotely activating my old cell phone that's laying around not being used?

     

    Bah, title searches are for losers. There's nothing more exciting than buying a questionable car and doing 80 down the highway while wondering if the previous owner used junkyard parts to repair it after a collision that wasn't reported to his insurance company.

    How would someone repairing their own vehicle with used parts show up in a title search?

  5. Call the number on one of those twenty cards that those mexican guys gave shoved in your face. :thumbsup:

    ...soooo annoying. When there are like 5 of them all standing on the same corner and I just refused the card from your 4 friends, what makes you think I'll take yours Mr. 5thOneInLine?

     

    And they're not all guys. One fugly mexican toadwoman tried to hand me one. I asked if it was her number on there but she just looked at me all confused. No habla I'd imagine.

  6. I have one day left of my business trip and the "business" part is all but over. What should I be sure to see in my one remaining day?

     

    Today I covered from the MGM Grand to Harrah's but without a real plan I'm sure I missed a lot. Absolutely loved the fountains at the Bellagio.

  7. I love how they want it pulled because of the name and the fact that they don't want their kids asking for a flavour with that name. Nothing about the fact that they don't want their children eating a "rum flavoured" Ice Cream. Chubby Hubby is fine for a name (even though its basically calling your husband fat), but renaming it for a short time Hubby Hubby is bad because kids will see that name, and automatically think homosexuality and probably become Gay just from eating it or asking for it?

    Why should parents keep their kids form eating "rum flavored" ice cream? Are you saying it will contribute to them becoming alcoholics? They have rum flavored life savers for crap's sake.

     

    Maybe I should keep my kids from chewing Big Red or eating licorice to keep them from downing shots of Goldschlager or Sambuca when I turn around.

  8. Dammit!!

     

    I wish a bell or buzzer would go off on everybody's computer or smartphone every time somebody clicks on that. I'd just snicker ever time I heard it go off.

    Reminds me of a story I heard years ago (may not be true or might be a scene from a movie for all I know) about a bar that had a poster of a naked man over the urinal in the (one person) men's room. There was some kind of flap covering the groin area of the man in the poster that would flash the lights in the bar (not the bathroom) whenever a curious customer lifted it to see what was underneath. All the regulars knew what that meant.

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