I will take a good western New York pizza over any of those choices. Though I think Chicago deep dish is truly disgusting. Soup in a bread bowl, no thank you.
edit: The best pizza I’ve ever had was in north Boston. This little hole in the wall pizza shop that I can’t remember the name of at this time. You have to get there early before they sell out, which is around 3pm, because once it’s gone it closes until the next day. I’ll try to look up the name of the place if anyone is interested.