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The new replay assistant:

Ah, Roscoe Parrish it is then

Damn, part of me really believed the last clip would be me and Josh holding hands on a beach or something, only for Hailee to steal my thunder.

"I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights"

He really is a handsome man.

I don't just love him, I've started slipping testosterone supplements into my wife's coffee so she can look and sound more like him. She keeps complaining about the deeper voice but so far I have her convinced it's the result of a head cold.

I don't have much money on me at the moment so I'm getting them this

My mistake, I thought it was the end of Ghostbusters 2. I wondered why Bill Murray was riding a horse

Beane packaging all these fifths into a higher pick

Spoiler alert! I still haven't watched this

for f***s sake! Would anyone like to purchase a one of a kind Miles Garrett Buffalo Bills home jersey?

I know, but he’s still 10 years older than Tremaine Edmunds. They don’t stay kids for long

It seems like social media is the way to go these days if you want something. I'm going to start tweeting my wife to cook me a hot meal

This is like the National Union of Video Recorder Repair Men threatening to strike

4th and 12 ? That's horses**t IMO. Maybe there is a stat that shows it's as likely as an onside but that seems so much easier. This will happen in the NFL for sure. Part of the plan to eliminate the kicking game and have as many points as possible. Punting will soon be a thing of the past unless deep in your own territory. I know the younger fans seem to love all this but I really, really dislike it.

I'm old, I don't find him funny. This is funny:

Let's just see Chris Brown substitute "The Cook is in the kitchen!" using a pun from Mosterts name. "The Tert is in the toilet!"

1 fulltime position: Journeyman Electrical/ General Maintenance I'd love to be a journeyman electrician. I could be the Ryan Fitzpatrick of electrical engineers!

I’d love to work for the Bills in any capacity, whether in the mail room, social media or Beane’s gopher, responsible for polishing his sunglasses and topping up his whiskey glass

The truth is it's probably some undrafted guy we never even saw play. But if you're going by production Vs draft stock or financial investment I'd have to say Maybin simply because they got NOTHING out of him. Literally not a single sack which is insane. Imagine getting a WR in the first round, giving him multiple games and he never gets a catch, or a QB who starts several games and never gets a TD pass (even Peterman threw some TDs). Just checked his stats and he ended his Bills career with 23 tackles and zero sacks. That's as the 11th pick overall, whose contract guaranteed him 15 million! That's over 650,000 dollars a tackle. Nice work if you can get it! He seems happy doing his art now so credit him for getting what he could and then getting out pretty quickly with his brain intact and his body healthy.

We need to hire a guy like this

That lucky b*stard. I wish my wife was as slim as that

It’s a different world, if I put “20k a year” on instagram my boss would just rely “f**k off”

It was glorious. I haven’t enjoyed a beat down so much since I paid a group of bikers to show my wife’s lover the error of his ways* (*for not letting her move in with him)

Yeah, I've seen a few truly awful performances from QBs, Kerry Collins against the Ravens, Eason vs the 85 Bears, Elway against the 49ers. Mahomes was right up there with those