Donald Trump

You're welcome, sweetie!

I approve of the title of this thread. So true!

You clearly have some sort of sexual fascination with me. You're attracted to me, aren't you? Listen, I get it, I'm a really handsome guy, way smarter than probably anyone in history, and very, very powerful. I could see where someone like you would be attracted to me. No, I get it, I do, someone with your obvious low self esteem issues and me being so sexy. You know, the fake news media wants to name Dr. Fauci the sexiest man alive (#FireFauci), but that's only because they don't want to admit that I am the sexiest man ever. They never want to give me credit for anything and I'm always doing more amazing things than anyone has ever done,or will ever do. Anyway, here's the deal, and I say this in a totally non judgemental way, because, you know, I don't like to judge people; but, I'm not interested. So, please stop

I know any post from you spells the death of intellect and common sense

I know you, @BillStime, @Gary Busey, @Q-baby!, @Tiberius, and others would be happier if I was hugging a Chines flag. You are terrible, terrible human beings, and even worse posters

I approve of this message!!

RIGHT!!!!!!!

Yes, I am, thank you Fake News!!!!

I approve of this message

Fake News! You are a terrible, terrible poster!

WRONG!!! They need to carry me live 24/7 to save them from people like you, terrible, terrible people who just spread fake news. We will get through this and the economy will rebound and it will be big! Unfortunately, you will still be you

Fake News!

Tibs, Tibs, Tibs...where did your mother and I go wrong?

So, emotional... Calm down, everything will be alright.

My sentiments exactly