Apocalypse Nuts
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3 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said:
Friends I have done more shrooms and acid in my life than I can accurately recall now. So yes, this thread could be related to such past activity.
Seriously, probably less than 50 individual tabs of old fashioned LSD, but that was all back in the 90’s and not all of it was worth my money. Shrooms probably whatever a quarter ounce times 25 or so adds up to. But shrooms aren’t nearly as bad for you IMHO. Can possibly be a treatment for severe depression.BTW…LSD occurs naturally in rye grain products that have molded. The Salem witch thing (among many other similar historical occurrences) was very likely a case of a few villagers tripping their respective nutz (Deez or otherwise) off without realizing it. Just food for thought.
Good night all
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… you have no idea how many times that great Skynyrd song will play again and again in my head with “Deez” updated lyrics now. Just classic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 hours ago, Peace Frog said:
1. The Lovin' Spoonful "Summer in the City"
Hot town summer in the city
Back of
my neckDeez Nuts getting dirty and gritty.2. Lynyrd Skynyrd "That Smell"
Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak treeDeez Nuts you're in my way.Music will simply never be the same. I’m old enough to have already lived through that first round of pop Deez Nuts humor. Somehow, our Joshy Boy had resurrected it and my maturation is forever completely derailed.
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2 hours ago, KDIGGZ said:
this thread sucks
on deez nuts
ah...a little weak but I'll give it props! 😂
At least you're trying.
5 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said:
This is me 50% of the time.
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3 minutes ago, Sharky7337 said:
ya not jumping in on this one ..... they ban for bofa round here
I'll bite...what is "bofa?"
Asking for a friend.
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4 minutes ago, Doc said:
My boys have been using that one for a couple years now.
As stupid-silly and less-than-mature as I am, I have never considered such a connection to this band. My life will never be the same!
1 hour ago, JDubya76 said:
You goin' over my head (metaphorically) with some young-folks, internet stuff that makes me feel uncool when I don't know what you're talking about. And it can be so obvious sometimes. I love ya JDubya76 anyways though. I'm assuming the "76" is a birth-year reference (and I could very well be so wrong).
1 hour ago, Conlan58 said:SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A CASE OF LIGMA
And now I feel even more dumb. Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?"
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1 hour ago, Pabstblueribbon said:
Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song....
.......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread.
Pure GENIUS, Pabstblueribbon. Pure Genius!!!! 😂
5 minutes later edit: I will never listen to Imagine Dragons without thinking about this! Hahahhahaha!!!!! That's a good thing!
Pabst, I will buy you a case of PBR for this contribution to my nonsensical thread.
54 minutes ago, Gene Frenkle said:As a 48 year old man with with the sense of humor of a 14 year old, I appreciate this thread.
OP is 100% correct. The possibilities seem endless.
Gene, I don't even know you, but I love you anyway!!!! LOL! Hopefully we can meet up for a beer (or coffee) in Buffalo sometime.
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Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end! It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics. It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels!
A small sample, if I may:
1. Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all:
One love feeds
the fireDeez Nuts
One heart burnsdesireDeez Nuts
WonderDeez Nuts, who's crying now
Two heartsDeez Nuts born to run
Who'll be the lonely one
WonderDeez Nuts, who's crying now2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?"
Woke up this morning with
a wine glassDeez Nuts in my hand
WhosewineNuts? WhatwineNuts?
Where the helldid I dineare my Nuts?
Must have been a dream
I don't believe where I've been
Come on,let's do itDeez Nuts again
Doyou, youDeez Nuts, feel like I do?
Doyou, youDeez Nuts, feel like I do?I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh? The list can go on and on infinitely.
Seriously, the possibilities are endless. That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old.
Anyway, food for thought...
P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes.
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On 7/7/2022 at 10:42 AM, 3rdnlng said:
You can say that again.
WTF happened on that one? I just deleted that embarrassment and will now attempt to move on (with my head down).
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Love to see Jordan getting badly overdue respect for his hard work and amazing instincts. He deserves every bit of it. Time and time again I am blown away by his tackles that save sure touchdowns. Reminds me of Antoine Winfield in many ways.
But no discussion about Poyer is complete without Micah Hyde. That INT of Mac Jones in the playoffs was the best pick I have ever witnessed live and probably one of the best individual plays I have ever seen. And that’s just a fraction of what Hyde brings to this defense.
Mad love to our boys at the safety positions right now!
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8 hours ago, Greg S said:
The 90's look would be cool for one game a season. I prefer the white helmet over the red one. The charging Buffalo stands out more off the white helmet.
Totally agree here but seeing Josh and Stefon et al in the 90’s uniforms would just be the bee’s knees.
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Shakir above Austin, IMO though. He has the chance to be this season's Gabriel Davis, IMO of course. OP has the right idea though I think.
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On 6/3/2022 at 5:59 AM, Marlton Bills said:
Jim Kelly currently sits at number 29 on the all time passing list. Had Fitzy played this year (or even most of last year) he likely would have passed him. Dalton is right behind him as well. When I look at the list of top passers I marvel at Jim because he did it in 11 years. Has he played in 1983, 1984 and 1985, I always assume about another 10,000 yards. Do you all think that would be a reasonable amount of yards to add? It would put him in the top 20.
It's all a hoax. Just because it seems like it's reality, and all normal indications available to human beings with any level of common sense in this country lead us to this same conclusion, does not mean that it's not a hoax. It's a hoax simply because I refuse to believe it. And I refuse to allow you to believe it. It's just that simple. I say it ain't true, so it ain't true.
Sound familiar?
JK of course
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So did Jimbo. So did/do a lot of the big-name players. That's passion right there!
FWIW, I used to after some of the bigger games. Albeit for different reasons I guess. You know, as a solid Gen-X-er, I really hope our follow-on generations are a little smarter than we were. But then again, having all that weed legal (medicinally or otherwise) was a real pipe-dream (pun totally intended) for us X-ers. The stuff dreams were made out of. Very cloudy dreams. We also paid $50 for some of the crappiest bags of stems and seeds that's like fertilizer today. The kind of quality that gets you today is beyond any of my dreams of Yore.
But I digress.....(as my high school memories of discovering Pink Floyd's "The Wall" dance in my cloudy head)
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1 hour ago, T master said:
It's great to see Miller teaching the younger guys I think this D will be more number 1 then last years D & the offense will take another step which well i'll just have to wait & see the out come but i'm hyped to see just what this season will bring !!
I got this feeling about the additions of Settle and Jones on the DL. Sneaky-type upgrades at their positions that I think can really, with Von Miller of course, push the rest of this line across that domination point.
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All of this is, and will be, just nonsense at the end of the upcoming season. The front office has put some very nice finishing touches on this defense, and I predict that Elam will be a significant enough improvement over Wallace to get the Bills the Lombardi Trophy. And I am a big Levi Wallace fan. Just now having looked at Elam's tape enough, I can see he'll be just enough of an improvement (if not more) to put this D over the top, when you take into consideration Tim Settle and the other additions on that side this year.
Add to that, James Cook will be a huge plus. And I think he'll make a much bigger impact running than most people think.
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3 hours ago, Shaw66 said:
This isn’t a real Rockpile Review. It could be, because Brandon Beane once again has orchestrated a lot of change. that's worth talking about.
This is just a simple announcement that I don’t intend to write The Rockpile Review on a weekly basis for the 2022 season. I probably still will write occasional pieces under that name, but not game-by-game, as I’ve done in the past. I’m cutting back for a variety of reasons, but probably mostly because finding the time to write and finding fresh things to write about was becoming a chore. It’s easier to be creative, I’ve found, when the team is 7-9. These days, I find myself struggling every week to find a new and better way to say “WOW!!!”
I expect to continue to be here regularly, writing my usual long-winded stuff. Just not every Sunday night.
Go BILLS!
Well we certainly appreciate all of your hard work and input here over the years. Can’t say that I read everything, but I always appreciated your “seasoned” point of view. Especially now that I’m sniffing at age 50 myself.
Time to sit back and smell the football roses now that our garden in Orchard Park is finally growing sweet ones vs the stinkers we had grown accustomed to for the last few decades.Thanks again Shaw.
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On 5/18/2022 at 5:02 PM, Ethan in Portland said:
Great Division foe thread. There was good conversation on the topic of AFC competition during free agency and leading up to the draft. Now that most of the moves have been made let's revisit it.
My take is the Chargers are the biggest obstacle to the Bills making the SB. They have a superstar QB, multiple weapons on offense and they have on paper made significant upgrades to their defense. I think they will win their division but will only be third in the conference standings because of how competitive their division is. I believe it will be Buffalo #1 followed by Indianapolis at #2. I think Tenn takes a step back and the Colts win that division by 2+ games. Bills get home-field in the playoffs and win at home in the Conference game.
Why not KC? It's reasonable to pick KC again and despite moving Hill they did make some nice additions in free agency and the draft. Just seems like their star is fading while other teams are on the ascent.
IMO, Tenn has a sort of old-school, smash mouth, super physical playing style that's hard to replicate year after year unless you stay really young up front. Henry is the definition of a beast but he's only human. And Tannehill kind of looked like he hit a wall last post season.
KC is in a prove it year IMO without Hill. I think they were insane to trade him/let him walk/whatever. I've just never seen anyone with that kind of speed, plus the hands and the chemistry he and Mahomes had. I just don't think you plug-and-play just anyone into his spot and think they won't skip a beat.
I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with Ethan in Portland! So weird. New found respect, brother.
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Maybe if I spent the entire season smoking crack followed by injections of heroin. I think that’s the only way I could be so whacked out of my mind enough to even entertain the idea that firing McDermott would be anywhere near a good idea.
All you dipp schzitts that want to blame him for anything less than winning the Super Bowl are absolutely freaking delusional.
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On 5/19/2022 at 1:07 PM, Awwufelloff said:
What is this teams biggest weakness this year?
CB depth/talent?
Offensive Line?
Coaching?
If our season doesn't go as planned what will be the culprit?
QB1. Clearly. How can anyone not see that?
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Is it just me, or did "The Great Aaron Rodgers" have a total Jay Cutler "I really don't give a F and would much rather be fishing somewhere" look on his face the entire NFC divisional game against San Fran last year? To me, his expression clearly showed he could not have cared less. I mean, it wasn't a blowout or anything and was well within striking distance nearly the whole game. But it looked like Rodgers soul had moved out temporarily for Cutler's soul. I was so bored I fell asleep.
I don't know. Maybe he was just worn out doing all those really, really, really dumb State Farm commercials.
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2 hours ago, Tanoros said:
The OP and others like him need to read up on the Dunning-Kruger effect. Essentially, when someone doesn’t know a subject well, they think they know it all in regards to that subject. Then the more one learns, the less they believe they know about that subject, until they truly are experts in that subject and understand that they are.
https://www.verywellmind.com/an-overview-of-the-dunning-kruger-effect-4160740
During my illustrious collegiate career many moons ago at the Upstairs Night College, I took a basic psychology course. I didn't realize there was an actual term for this phenomenon, but basically our professor said basically: 'Those who speak the loudest, know the least.'
From that day, I've tried to keep my mouth shut as much as possible. Which is quite the challenge.
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22 minutes ago, Kornfed said:
Josh is a complete football junkie. He'll do anything to improve himself (and those around him) as a player. The dude is as all in as it gets! .... cool
Websters Dictionary needs to put his picture next to the word: Dedicated
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On 1/24/2022 at 3:34 AM, IronMaidenBills said:
We have not drafted enough high end talent.
Edmunds rd 1
Basham rd 2
Epenesa rd 2
Ford rd 2
Moss rd 3
Oliver rd 1
Rousseau rd 1
Have all underperformed their draft statuses thus far IMO. Especially Ford and Moss.
I expect more from Edmunds, Oliver, and Rousseau given their rd 1 status.
You and Ethan from Portland are the same 13 year old boy aren't you?
Listen, at 48 years old now, I'm not the wisest man ever to walk this planet. Far from it.
But what I have learned is that no matter how much you think you know (and by second guessing multi-million dollar professionals you clearly think you know better), you don't know SQUAT!
No more comment. Just drill that into your head. Trust me, you will be so better off the rest of your life if you can get this concept into your dumb head:
1. Rule #1 - YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT!!!!
2. Rule #2 - if you think you do know better than everyone else who's actually PAID to make these decisions, like B Beane and McDermott, then please refer back to Rule #1.
Seriously, for those who brush this off now and say I don't know what the F I'm talking about. If you are minimally blessed in this life at all that the Big Guy Upstairs gives you just a hint of smarts, you will surely, someday, eventually, read what I'm posting here and understand that I'm absolutely correct.
Just that some of us have already figured that out, and we laugh/cry/whatever at these stupid posts you choose to make. And sometimes, if you browse back through the history of this website, you will see others like me who try so hard to send you a message you really need to hear.
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Fan ideas on how to improve the NFL -- Peter King's latest FMIA column
in The Stadium Wall
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Great ideas all around. I LOVE the powerplay ideas!!!!! It really does make those potentially illegal and damaging hits take on a while new dimension.