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I for one have had it.
Here's a list of what's wrong with JP!
No one person could possible come up with all the bad things that make up this poor lost soul who thinks he can play QB in the NFL, so please feel free to add your own complaints. Piling on is allowed - after all, it's only the preseason. Time's a-wastin'. Let's make sure all the spleens are vented before the games count.
He wasn't a First #1 Pick in the Draft
He got hurt last year
He's the reason Drool Blewdope isn't on the team
He's Hispanic
He's gay
He Left California to play in ToolLane and upset ALOT of people along the way
His teammates don't respect him
He was seen throwing incomplete passes in practice
He was seen throwing interceptions in practice
He runs too much
He has happy feet
He has a happy face
He wears #7 like that do-no-good doper midget did
He may not run enough
He can't throw the long ball enough
He throws the long ball too much
He can't think on his feet
He studies the playbook too much
He watches too much film
He throws the short pass better than GooeyDuck Drewy
He gets the shotgun snapped at his shoelaces
He wears a red jersey in practice when the rest of the offense wears white
He has long hair
He looks like Adam Sandler
He's smarter than Adam Sandler
He's not as funny as Adam Sandler
He doesn't have a strong NorthWesternPassage Father to go home to every offseason
He's not married
He doesn't have kids
He makes too much money
He scares a lot of people
He didn't complete all his passes against Green Bay
He didn't score any touchhdowns against Green Bay
He likes Brett Fah-vrey in his shirtless red short outfit - with or without spiked heels
He's Mularkey's pet
He's Tom Clements play thing
He's the object of Sam Whyche's eye
He'll never win a Superbowl in his first year
He didn't win a Superbowl in his rookie year
He drives a truck
He doesn't have a lawn to mow
He hangs out in downtown Buffalo
He's never had a Garbage Plate with the boys of TBD
The fans of Green Bay AND the NY JESTS don't like him
Clayton and Kyper stopped blowing each other just long enough to diss him
He hasn't guaranteed a Superbowl win yet
He hasn't guaranteed ANY wins yet
He hasn't dominated any opposing defenses yet
He's not macho enough for me to vicariously buttress my manhood with his on-the-field accomplishments
He isn't Kelly, Marino, Elway, Fouts, Favre, Jurgenson, Kilmer, P.Manning, McNabb, Unitas, Brady, Aikman, OR Bledsoe
He's just JP and that's simply not enough for so many who want to cry in their beer all day long
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No Garbage Plates WE ARE DOOMED.
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Why do you have to wait to drink it? The law just prevented sale I import my good beer everytime I head up north along with my booze from Canadian Duty Free
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eyewitness say it landed and was reversing engines so probably not micro burst. However power went out just before landing speculation struck by lightning.
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Pilots I know absolutely hate the Airbus safety factors. They are a new fleet, but everything is computerized and built on the cheap compared to Boeing. The older they get, the more problems you'll see.
Hopefully this was just an accident. Coming from France and going to Canada, you have to at least investigate possible sabotage.
Sounds like a bunch of survivors....thank God.
Not sure about survivors but one can hope that 1/2 isnt burning and folks may have survived.
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many cars pulled along sides of HWY 401 watching the scene. Eyewitness account says plane landed and ran off runway and cracked in half. Fireball erupted shortly after the plane cracked in half.
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new conf moved to 530PM
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major explosion/fireball after firetrucks were pouring on water etc about 6 mins ago. Not looking good right now.
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well was burning badly when I first posted and now its smoking alot since firetrucks have been pouring water etc on it. Currently not sure it was just a run off runway may have been windshear
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live on cnn
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Talked to Mr Wilson yesterday and I just love that guy.
I told him that we were trying to get him in the hall of fame and he gave a disgusted wave and said "Who cares about that. I'd rather have a championship. "
Then just to let you know how charming this guy is - I've gotten a hug from him at camp for 14 years. I told him I was hoping for 20 more. He said" 20 more?"
#89 "well, your wife is going to keep you young "
RW "No, It's coming back to camp for that 14th hug"
#89 See ya next camp
RW Looking forward to the hug
Then he turned around and got in his golf cart to continue watching practice.
Some businessman in the VIP tent came up and asked how I knew Ralph and I simply said I'm just a Bills Fan. Some of those corporate people think their crap doesn't stink with the attitude of being better than the average fan. Well I'm just the plain old hard working WNY Bills fan. I love and support the team.
L. Milloy - I got to pick on him to bend over for some butt shots and he did it with the rest of the DB's laughing at him. When I got to talk to him I told him that some lady wanted to take a roll if pix just of him. That's why I did It. He said I had to start picking on Spikes next. They both have a great sense of humor.
After the Mon. Morning session JP was on the turf with a group of 7 guys. They were stretching out after practice and just laughing and joking around. It is really nice to see that they get along. JP was scrambling alot at the afternoon session. I think it was in the play calling and he was doing it quite well.
S. Williams has switched numbers to #20 and this little guy is really having a good practice. I liked him at the end of last year when he got to show his stuff.
R Parrish is fast and has great hands
Mike Williams lost the flabby Tummy( GUT for the guys) He really looks good.
I had a great 4 days and can't wait to go back. I met some kid from Binghampton and took him in the VIP tent with my extra ticket. He was thrilled. I wanted to take Rockpile but by the time I saw him I had already told Eric he could go.
Cindy, Keep promising those hugs to Ralph and maybe we can get him that championship. Thanx for the nice camp report
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We are DOOMED !!!!
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I would love to get Sirius for the NFL package this way I can listen to games on way home from golf course, I just cant convince my wife since her answer has been, why not just Tivo the game and use catch up to watch the game. Doesnt she realize that I can only affect the outcome of the game if I am watching/listening in real time. Any recommendations?
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What happened to Bledsoe
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Last night some kids were throwing cinder blocks and rocks off the Browncroft overpass in Rochester. 12 cars were hit. My mother's front end of her baby, 1998 Mustang, was busted up pretty bad. The kids were seen but haven't been found yet. Luckily she's OK, the car is in the shop. No one got killed. Luckily.........
peer pressure is a damning thing, but if the children are involved in recreation and camps, so on, there is less chance that this crap will happen.
Amazing kids would do this, recently a lady died in Raleigh area after a 5 pund rock hit her car window and her in the head. Amazing thing is no one can figure out were the rock came from probably off of a truck. Enough danger on road without kids dropping cinder blocks on cars.
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I do not pretend to have an answer for you, Melissa, because I have not had to raise teenagers as a single parent, work to support the household at the same time (and go to college in my "spare time").
Since his father appears to be a waste of genetic material (does he help at all?), is there anyone else who can intervene - an uncle, grandfather, family friend, minister, etc who can be of guidance? No doubt this kid needs a beating - if only to get his attention.
After that he needs a friend; an adult he can respect (preferably a man as a role model) to show him how to BE a man. Someone who he can talk to that he can trust and will pull no punches with him. I had a friend like that when I was a teen and he probably kept me out of jail. He is 19 years older than me and still one of my best friends.
My godson lives in the inner city and he has been driving his parents nuts. He has just started to come over on Saturdays and work in the yard with me. While we work, we talk and I teach him how to do things and fix things. If he does a job sloppily he does it over. When he bitches about his parents, I listen and may offer a bit of advice without preaching. After we work, we swim in the pool or just sit in the shade. But coming over a few times a month is not enough. I am terrified he will be in the paper one day as a victim of a drive by shooting.
From what you have told us, your son needs intervention now. I hope you can find some help. Good luck!
Intervention required = Marines
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I am sure many wish Drew was till here etc, personally this is the team we have so this is the team I am supporting. Dont take previois sentence the wrong way YES I do want JP and I really hope he is successful!!!! Let the season BEGIN
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That game was the last great game RJ played. Do you remember the final drive for the FG that he led with only one sneaker? Sure he turned to crap later, but RJ was the man that game!
If only, if only....
By the way, for all you former Flutie Flakes who think the midget would have done better. How soon we forget 1999, one year earlier, in Miami. Bills at the one foot line with seconds remaining to win a playoff game vs. the Dolphins...Flutie drops back, pat, pat, SPLAT, fumble, BILLS LOSE!
Funny how Flutie NEVER gets blamed for laying that egg, yet RJ gets the home run forward lateral hung on him.
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Flutie Flakes have short term memories, Just Like RJ supporters, Drews disciples etc. Man let the season begin so we can start discussing more irrelavant stuff.
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Dont believe what LA Billz said about raleigh area, its very nice and so many yankees down here no one is really suthern anymore.
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http://www.nhl.com/teams/buf/schedule.html
Sunday, Nov. 27th
Panthers@Bills 1:00 p.m.
Sabres@ Capitals 3:00 p.m.
Saturday, December 17th
Broncos@Bills 8:30 p.m.
Penguins@Sabres 7:30 pm.
I like the sched At Hurricanes on sunday at 5PM and a tues night to end the season
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well its 98 and feels like 111 already so if it gets to 103 - 105 will feel more like 115 - 120. Lot more humid out today versus last 2 days
(actually a real number given by the weather people)
is this to Corny
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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Cindy this is very good and I am sure the Kelly's know you are there in heart and spirit.