[Peyton Manning on MNF .. when in New England had to avoid bugged locker room]

9 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Oooh, Florio lays the smackdown: "After all, that’s a far better excuse for losing to the Patriots than saying, “They’re better than us and work harder than we do.”

 

Like F. Murray Abraham, I always refer to him as 'F. Mike Florio'. 🤨

["If Allen Plays Like Crap This Week, Accept that He's Simply Not Good]

Might I respectfully suggest that any negative reactions to a post actually be assigned a -1, and are deducted from the contributor's rep points?  More than 5 on one thread result in a two week ban.  Multiples of 5 equal additional increments.

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If necessary, we call in the 'Arbitor of Idiots' DC Tom to rule on the posting, and the contributor.

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😁

[A Quick Laugh to Get By]

11 hours ago, DrW said:

 

One thing Short and Allen (and Trudeau) are missing is Osteen's halo-like hairstyle. I do not think that this is unintentional.

Perhaps the 'Almighty God' can arrange a few lightning bolts to fluff up Osteen's coiffure. 🤨

[Texans: Dumbest Coaching Decision Ever?]

47 minutes ago, Albany,n.y. said:

Hardly the dumbest coaching decision ever.  That goes to Gregg Williams & his staff on 11/16/03 when the Bills accepted a penalty late in the 4th quarter of a home game vs Houston with Houston ahead 12-8.  London Fletcher was wildly waiving his arms while on the field to decline the penalty which the Bills coaches accepted.  See, London knew the extra down would give Houston enough time to run the clock out-something Gregg wasn't aware of.  Houston ended the game by running out the clock when Andre Johnson took the ball and ran it out of his own endzone for a safety with 0:00 left on the clock.  Final score Houston 12 Bills 10. 

Whenever someone mentions Gregg Williams, I immediately think:

[Trubisky performing the final kneel-downs?]

I am more concerned that even knowing his season ending surgery, nobody has asked where Christian Wade was. 🤨🤔

[A Quick Laugh to Get By]

49 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

Insightful...and  inciteful. 🤔

[Season-long survivor pool thread]

On 9/8/2021 at 6:32 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

MNF.  Ravens over Raiders.  OK to pick the Monday night game?

Obvious now that they were looking ahead to preparing for the Chiefs.  Does that mean I get a mulligan? 😁

[Why is taunting a penalty?]

Now isn't that annoying? 🤨

[Tua bruised ribs (update: fractured, headed to IR)]

5 minutes ago, Don Otreply said:

 

Agree, Tua is small, Tua is fragile,
 

Like all Dolphins, he talk and he talk - but he has no *guramba*!

[Who has been our best player so far?]

Travis Henry.  Numbers don't lie.

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Oh, player.  Not play-YAH.

🙁

[Taron Johnson extension. When and how much?]

ASAP, and a foot.

(TWSS)

🤔

[Tua bruised ribs (update: fractured, headed to IR)]

31 minutes ago, Beast said:

 

Fort Erie. The Canadian ballet.

"You're an idiot!"

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(Mostly since there's no more of those in town.)

[I think I'm the bad luck charm...see below]

6 hours ago, State Rt. 21 N. said:

Take this to the Sabres thread.  Besides, he went to the Islanders.

[Bills social media account — Savage]

6 minutes ago, LeGOATski said:

Commentators said there were more Bills fans than Dolphins fans.

 

Tua goes out with a bruised ego.

 

Dolphins shut out.

 

This can't get any more depressing for Miami.

Yes it could:

 

Tua limps out with a bruised ego.

 

 

[Bills social media account — Savage]

The little 😉 makes it all better.  I think...

[Calling my shot. Two NFL records broken by Bills players this year.]

3 minutes ago, Bubba Gump said:

This thread aged well 

[9/19//21 Week 2 Bills @ Miami Postgame Thread]

6 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Indeed.

They'll all be looking for jobs on Indeed?

[Calling my shot. Two NFL records broken by Bills players this year.]

28 minutes ago, Draconator said:

I've been giving it away to people who are curious and want to see if it's really that bitter. 

 

I tell them to say 5 Hail Mary's before drinking it.

Well, that rules out Peterman.

[Calling my shot. Two NFL records broken by Bills players this year.]

1 minute ago, Draconator said:

 

 

What are you going to do, save it?  2021's version of 'Billy Beer'?! 🤔

[Calling my shot. Two NFL records broken by Bills players this year.]

21 minutes ago, Draconator said:

Well, there goes one...

[Week 2 Around the NFL]

1 minute ago, RobbRiddick said:

Carr just threw a great TD but got injured on the play and looks in real pain

Tears?  (As in crying.  Not as in sounding like 'tare'.)

[Bills Parlay today. Yea or Nay to hit ??]

Whatever happened to the guy that put $5K on the Vikings? 🤔

[Why not put Allen on the punt team…?]

This 'Allen on the punt team' sounds very CFLsy.

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"Coach said we needed volunteers for the punt team.  If you said 'no', you're automatically on the crew that stays late and cleans up the stadium." 🙁

[Bills Parlay today. Yea or Nay to hit ??]

What's the over/under line on irrational threads on TSW?

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Allen on the punt team.  

[Why not put Allen on the punt team…?]

28 minutes ago, Dr. K said:

Why can't he play linebacker as well as QB? Nobody likes Edmonds anyway, right?

 

And cornerback, too! At the same time! That will really confuse the opponent's offense!

Wrecks Ryan's teams were masters of the 'one player / two roles' on defense...at the same time.

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No, Rob Ryan...roles.  Not 'rolls'.