[So it's the Washington Commanders now?]

1 minute ago, Chandler#81 said:

I hear the cheerleaders will be called the Commandos. Already envisioning THEIR uniforms.. 😲

Snyder approved, and he probably wouldn't see any potential problems with it.

[Ok time to get rid of Mongo]

Any of the fellow geezers remember when pizza meant the box of Appian Way opened up, and an interminable amount of time passing before your mother hauled it out of the oven?

[Thursday night games to cost Amazon Prime customers more]

Wait until Bezos buys the Broncos.  Buying from Amazon Prime will be like buying something off eBay.  $1.29 Hotwheels car, $49.95 shipping.  And that's  standard 5-7 business days.

[Jags hiring Doug Pederson]

1 minute ago, HOUSE said:

3 yr, $100,000 for every loss

Actually makes a perverse kind of sense, if Khan deducts $100,000 off Pederson's pay for every loss. 🤔

[Ok time to get rid of Mongo]

7 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

That night, unbeknownst to him and with no precautions to cover the cookware or to wash it afterwards, the Hut had bug exterminators in.

 

Plus, they cooked a batch of meth in the kitchen that night.  Vamanos Pest, we salute you.

7 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

I agree with him.  Buffalo has great food but the pizza sucks and you guys use blue cheese on wings….unacceptable.

"Tu es un idiot!"

[Super Bowl LVI: Bengals at Rams]

3 hours ago, astb41 said:

field looking 🔥

Good thing one of the teams isn't the Chefs.

[Cap Confusion?]

Definitely would help.

[Cap Confusion?]

NO CONFUSION HERE:

as opposed to 

Daboll now wears the latter.

(Russ Brandon was not involved in the development, manufacture, or marketing of these caps.  No matter what he might claim.)

[Brian Flores suing NFL, NY Giants, Dolphins, Broncos.]

1 hour ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

Little known fact. 

 

Rich Kotite was the 1st Head Coach with Lebanese decent. Other famous NFLers that are in part Lebenese: John Elway, Doug Flutie, Jeff George and Miami Dolphins founder Joe Robbie.

You can't count 'Bolt Neck Elway'.  The Lebanese component was sewn in by Dr. Frankenstein.

Then again, someone else pointed out in the forums, Elway's a direct descendant of my friend Flicka. 🤔

["All I wanted was some steak!"]

1 hour ago, PromoTheRobot said:

What struck me as bizzare was the reporter asking random old people what they thought of the riot...in a news report.

Agreed.  Local news budgets and remote reporting ain't what they used to be.

[Brian Flores suing NFL, NY Giants, Dolphins, Broncos.]

42 minutes ago, aristocrat said:

 

Adam Gase:

"Look!  Ammonia inhalants and tacos!!!"

[Maybe the Fix has been in.]

24 minutes ago, clayboy54 said:

That makes it legal, but it doesn't make it ethical.

Then it's decided.

Goodell out.

Vince McMahon in.

😁

[Brian Flores suing NFL, NY Giants, Dolphins, Broncos.]

11 minutes ago, JMF2006 said:

Will the Patriots and Belliacheat come under investigation for tampering?

 

Tweeting about a hire before it even happened and all of the interviews had not been completed is tampering.

 

He is not a member of the media he is on one of the 32 competing clubs

"Hah!  I AM the media!"

[Josh Allen should change his jersey number]

'BringBackFergy' has been 'BringBackFergy' since joining in 2010.  No further questions, m'lord.

🤨

*
 

[So it's the Washington Commanders now?]

1 hour ago, HOUSE said:

Should have been the Commandos, Not Commanders.

 

BIG MISTAKE

It would be after chili.  Cut a FA, hire an afternoon and midnight shift for the laundry department.

[Texans getting closer to hiring Josh McCown as Head Coach]

3 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

Just to clarify, McVay took the Rams to a SB in his 2nd season as HC.  

 

Hiring McCown would be unprecedented.  And stupid.  But if they do and it somehow works out...

...it would be thanks to the people he assembled as coordinators and positional coaches.

[Jim Harbaugh is going back to Michigan.]

1 minute ago, BarleyNY said:

He’s never been afraid to milk every good moment one’s ever had for every last dollar it could get him.  

We need to borrow LinkedIn's 'insightful' light bulb.💡

[Cincy squib kick before halftime - an FU to Buffalo???? As per Bill Simmons]

13 minutes ago, Dopey said:

Wow. I was going to post that Simmons is an idiot to believe the Bengals were thinking about the Bills when they're preparing for the Chiefs...and then I read this. You, sir, take the cake.

Is that faux obtuseness, or are you just upping the ante on Scorp83's sarcasm?

[Jim Harbaugh is going back to Michigan.]

4 hours ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

I did not expect the response to be “elated,” for a guy desperate to leave. 

Abusive codependency? 🤔

[Who do you want as QB 2 in 2022]

45 minutes ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

I don't think he's going to be available and I know I'll get crucified for this...but bring me Minshew. 

Settle for Jon Gries? 🤔

[PSA: if you run linux, time to update]

Thank you.  As I have already used my allotment of Frank Costanza-"What the Hell does that mean?!" memes for today, I will leave quietly. 🤐

[Joe Brady for QB Coach? [Now Hired]]

6 hours ago, Reed83HOF said:

Notify a doctor. 👆He's been at it for over 4 hours. 🤨

[Pro Bowl implementing “Spot and Choose”]

39 minutes ago, Albany,n.y. said:

That was my 1st though.  The winner of the coin toss has to choose the opponent's 1 yard line.  Anything else is coaching malpractice, unless they can choose the 1 inch line.  

Does the coach that loses the coin toss get to challenge?

[Pro Bowl implementing “Spot and Choose”]

48 minutes ago, 947 said:

They should stop voting in Kickoff & Punt Returners then, leave that roster spot for a deserving position player.

Couldn't find McKittrick on the ballot! 😡

[Can you correctly predict who Brian Daboll will steal from the Bills ?]

Are we allowed to name attorneys?