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I'm not surprised, because gatorman always refers to you as a "mother".

What's wrong with knapsacks?

http://nypost.com/2013/09/10/5m-happy-ending-for-strippers-labeled-independent-contractors/

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/men-smaller-testicles-better-dads-study-article-1.1450752

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/newlywed-wife-pushes-husband-cliff-argument-1-week-wedding-article-1.1450646

Countdown to PPP in 5, 4, 3...

The North Texas Tollway Authority runs the toll roads around the DFW area, and they use electronic tolling equipment (no toll booths). If you do not get a toll tag on your car, they will scan your license plate and send you a bill. If you do not pay, they add penalties, and now they have the ability to prevent you from renewing your car registration if your tolls are not paid. They have become more aggressive in going after violators, and now they publish a list of the repeat offenders, which gets updated periodically. Here's the list, sorted alphabetically: https://www.ntta.org/custinfo/Habitual_Violators/Documents/HV062013_alpha_by_lastname.pdf And showing up on the list, we have: Dez Bryant $162 Tony Romo $1632 Deion Sanders $1035

http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=bn&Date=20130909&Category=PHOTOGALLERIES&ArtNo=908009999&Ref=PH&Item=1&AvisData=BN&NewTbl=1&Maxw=602&Maxh=400

http://www.ft.com/in...l#axzz2eJ8AhKYs

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/us-open-tennis2.jpg?w=840

http://www.tennessean.com/comments/article/20130819/BUSINESS/308190065 http://www.buffalonews.com/business/new-york-gun-makers-in-a-squeeze-stay-or-go-20130907 At the same time, they are getting flak from gun consumers around the country for not leaving New York. Some gun owners have told the manufacturers they will no longer buy guns made in New York because of the new law. And that has led other states to aggressively pursue New York gun manufacturers, with offers of economic development funds, tax breaks and cheaper and more welcoming climates in which to do business.

Did they have a high chair in the studio so that he could reach the microphone?

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/09/06/4291050/shooting-breaks-out-at-anti-violence.html Insert joke here.

Speeding in a communion zone?

:lol: :lol:

http://www.buffalonews.com/business/sorrento-cheese-name-ages-out-as-owner-rebrands-product-as-galbani-20130906

...that, because they are butt-ugly, they won't be able to get a fair trial. http://nypost.com/2013/09/06/madoff-gals-fear-facing-the-jury/

http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1447068

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/deandre-liggins-accused-dropping-xbox-360-girlfriend-article-1.1446313

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20130904/NEWS01/309040030

http://www.wgr550.com/pages/17216945.php?contentType=4&contentId=13727766

NYC has a bunch of dykes and fairies as well.

http://news.yahoo.com/mayor-takes-offense-blow-detroit-140739286.html

http://craigheadcounty.kait8.com/news/crime/274523-jpd-man-hid-store-overnight-huff-air-duster