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Your most recent conquest

...then calls 911 to complain that she snores too loud after they fall asleep: http://www.waukeshanow.com/news/231472261.html

"Christensen was a devout Mormon who didn't drink, and his family believes his liver problems started 25 years ago after a "botched" gall bladder operation, his son told The Associated Press."

Only to find out it was a couple screaming and yelling because they couldn't get their IKEA furniture assembled: http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/domestic-incident-turns-out-to-be-couple-struggling-with-ikea-furniture-4184295/

Just wondering - do you not have a service contract with an HVAC company? All of the HVAC service companies in Texas have service contracts that you can buy for $150 per year. For that price they will come out twice a year to replace filters, check coolant and inspect the system.

http://www.komonews....-231514181.html

http://bigstory.ap.o...en-power-push-1

LOL who told you that solar panels would cut your energy bill by 33%.

Is the mom hot?

http://www.khou.com/news/local/White-guy-wins-after-leading-voters-to-believe-hes-black-231222981.html

http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2013/11/jets_david_nelson_found_out_bills_parted_ways_with_him_on_twitter.html?two-bills-drive

Usually in front of the urinal.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/manhunt-gunman-east-williamsburg-article-1.1512828

...the Cowboys got the s*** kicked out of them last night.

Wondering what he would have said regarding the Mercedes Benz plant in Alabama or the Toyota plant in Texas.

http://www.utsandieg...owing-football/

"I'm working long and hard to make sure that everyone will have health care and I will not sleep until the web site is running perfectly." Yup: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/obama-plays-golf-caddyshack-article-1.1511800

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Hawk http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/john-d-bud-hawk-world-war-ii-veteran-and-medal-of-honor-recipient-dies-at-89/2013/11/07/f69401d8-47c3-11e3-b6f8-3782ff6cb769_story.html 'After the battle in Normandy, Mr. Hawk was treated for his wounds but declined hospitalization because he did not want to be separated from his men. He went on to fight at the Battle of the Bulge and received military decorations including four awards of the Purple Heart. “Courage is not the absence of fear,” Mr. Hawk once told an interviewer. “Having no fear would be the absence of intelligence. Instead, bravery is overcoming that fear.”' And he was only 20 years old at the time!

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2013/11/07/3821707/conway-high-teacher-charged-with.html

And would ya? http://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/local/2013/11/07/english-teacher-arrested-during-class-on-dwi-charges/3469173/

http://www.eagletribune.com/local/x934972413/Alleged-subway-Peeping-Mike-appeals-before-Massachusetts-SJC

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/fashion/yoga-pants-women-bodies-lululemon-article-1.1509693

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/53487373/ns/world_news-americas/

What a fine example of humanity

...he wouldn't take his son to McDonalds.