Freddie's Dead

6'2 3/4", you can't coach height. Great pick for the Jest.

LOL, Sil in the Zubaz.....

LOL, Texans gonna Texan....

How the hell you getting that early feed across the pond?

Kurt Warner looks good with that goat.

$5 Blackjack? Shirley you can't be serious?

NFLN Bogarting the best seats for the Fountains....

We're still booing the Commish? OK. Marvcus Allen looking good, Alice Davis spinning in her grave....

No.

O - Josh F Allen D - Bruce F Smith

Justice delayed is justice denied. Just ask Marshawn Lynch's lawyers, who got his DUI in Oakland while with the Seahawks postponed for over 18 months, until Alameda County prosecutors just gave up and pleaded him down to misdemeanor reckless driving. He, of course, won a Super Bowl while awaiting trial. https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/marshawn-lynch-resolving-dui-case/story?id=22605669

Bronze statues are notoriously difficult to work with and rarely come out with a good likeness. These two are particularly horrendous. Superfly looks Sam Huff, and Ronaldo looks like Freddie from Scooby Doo.....

If he were a Cheat, I'd hate his *****in' guts.

Didn't know he was still pitching:

Revenge porn never ends well, for anyone involved. As posted earlier, don't allow anyone to take photos of you in a state of undress.

Collinsworth is worse than many of you think Beth Mowins is. Absolutely cannot stand him and his ridiculously bad takes. And the endless jock sniffing for his favorites.

I'll throw in Kevin Harlan.

Thank you for the first Marvcus Albert reference. He was better at basketball (EWING, WITH THE REJECTION!!), but still really good at football. As good as Cosell was at football, he was incredible at boxing (DOWN GOES FRAY-ZHUH! DOWN GOES FRAY-ZHUH! DOWN GOES FRAY-ZHUH!). Really good play-by-play guys can excel in multiple sports, and Cosell and Albert were two of the best.

"You ain't send me nothin', idiot!"

I messed up, the movie was Major Payne, not Sergeant Payne. But I agree, that meme is genius and has me considering a change from "Welcome Back" to "Major" (although how many pro football players are named Gabe?).

MAJOR DAVIS!!!

FTFY.

Ah, the outrage at players missing IN"voluntary" practices.

I remember everybody in the GDT going apebleep over Belicheat calling the TO there. I tried to tell them that he had to call the TO because since Fred didn't score on the play, the clock should have continued to run. Belicheat had to call the TO as soon as the ball was whistled into play. If not, the Bills could have run 40 seconds off the clock before snapping it. But everyone on the GDT saw Belicheat losing it, and thought he screwed up. Wrong. The other beautiful part of the end of this game was watching the entire Patriots team melting down, showing their true colors. For all their talk of "character" and "do your job", they tried every dirty trick in the book to get the Bills to react. They cheap-shotted Fitz on every play after that, did the Joe Klecko by jumping Offside to get a free hit on Fitzy, etc. Fitz picked himself up off the ground every time, and just laughed in their faces. It was beautiful. Not only did we beat them, we humiliated them and showed the world what poor sports and sore losers the Cheats franchise really is. Lastly, the 2011 season ended when London Fletcher drilled Fitz in the WTF game. Fitz was never the same that year, was probably playing with fractured ribs. To add insult to injury, Fred Jackson had his MVP season ended when he broke his leg against the Fish three weeks later. The wheels came off, and after a 5-5 start, the Bills wheezed and gasped to the finish line 1-5, finalizing their 6-10 season. Ah, what might have been.

The ABA in the mid-70's had a superior product to the NBA. The NBA merged with them because they were on the brink of destruction before Magic and Bird saved the league forever.