Nervous Grandpa

Kids these days! Chanisaw! Bah! Back in my day, had to use an axe! We spent days chopping up a single tree and dragging the logs home! In the snow, uphill both ways, no shoes, and we LIKED it! Then we'd go to the nickelodeon for a soda and a Fatty Arbuckle talkie. Then we fought the Boche in the Great War ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Kids these days. Sock puppets? Bah! Back in my day, we didn't even have socks! We had to post as ourselves! In the snow, uphill both ways, no shoes, and we LIKED it! Then we'd go to the nickelodeon for a soda and a Fatty Arbuckle talkie. Then we fought the Boche in the Great War ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Color? Yer whining about color boy? Back in my day, we didn't have color! No siree bob, we had to watch everything in black and white! And we had to walk to the field to see them play! No shoes, uphill, in the snow, both ways, and we LIKED it, dangnabbit. After, we all went to the nickelodeon for a soda and a Fatty Arbuckle movie. Then I fought the Boche in the Great War...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Stop yer whining, boy. Back in my day, characters were NEVER funny. And we didn't have this newfangled world wide net to see them. No siree bob. We had to walk somewhere to see them. No shoes, uphill, in the snow, both ways, and we LIKED it, dangnabbit. After, we all went to the nickelodeon for a soda and a Fatty Arbuckle movie. Then I fought the Boche in the Great War...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Stop your whinin', boy! Back in my day, we had to shovel fifty inches of snow, without shoes, uphill both ways, in the snow, and we LIKED it! Afterward we'd go to the nickelodeon for a soda and a Fatty Arbuckle movie. Then I fought the Boche in the Great War ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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