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They look like they're going to explode!! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1245660.ece

What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the Ocean. Bob

I do what I can!!

Look at his picture in his profile. He looks !@#$ing hammered!! http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showuser=8385

The RCow poll has Obama leading 78% to JM's 22%.

The Greatest generation. Such Brave men and woman. Thank you. If they'd of had the Bleeding heart pussies that we have today in this Country, we'd be speaking German today.

Another car. http://www.aptera.com/

Make sure whatever contract you sign it billed Monthly. that's why you got whacked for the buck seventy five.. Here in Florida it can range from 50 a month on up depending what you want/need done. Your lot sounds small, you should be able to get 60 to 80 a month. Good Luck.

Vids and dirty words at the link in the sig. *** It's Thunderdome. Two men* enter, one man leaves. Who run Bartertown? Hopefully David Cook. David Cook. "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2. He's confident and his vocals are great. He strolls into the crowd and works them up. Great song choice. Outstanding opening performance. His mom cries. "Dream Big" Emily Shackleton. Some kind of new new artist crap that he was forced to pick. He's on the Les Paul and rocking. Good chorus. Looks like a rockstar. Got that great scratchy voice. For a song I never heard, I liked it. Simon says he didn't: !@#$ you, you hairy chested King Kong body double. "The World I Know" by Collective Soul. He's on the acoustic for this one. I didn't feel it--original composition didn't do it for me even though I love the song. He just seems off. After it's done, he sheds a few tears, enjoying his run--a nice touch that will get him a few more votes. All that said, for once, Paula is right: Cook is ORIGINAL. Such a contrast to Archuletta who is mass-produced McDonalds cardboard Wal-Mart Stepford-living in his ticky tacky houses that all looks just the same. Cook is the artist tonight. David Archuletta. "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me" Elton John. David sings the sh-- out of this song. Maybe my favorite of his songs this season. 3 seconds into the judging, however, he does his breathless bull sh-- "I'm so surprised anyone likes me" voice as the judges kiss his ass. "Who gives a !@#$" by Someone I'll never know. Some awful sh-- ballad made for man-on-man groping. What the !@#$ is David wearing? A jacket with giant anchor on the front and back? "Hello sailor!" (If you get that reference, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.) The song is unlistenable. Nasally eye-closing David is in full stereo. Randy uses the phone book line. I'd like to shove S through V down his throat but it's already filled with David's knob. "Imagine" by John Lennon. Same as the first time he sang it. Of course, he couldn't sing something new or original. Big !@#$ing whup. The judges were already drooling all over him and they continue to do so, doing everything they can to hand the title to the little prick instead of the guy who actually works at his craft. Other observations. Spectacularly gay Rocky and boxing intro gives a huge advantage to Archuletta's legions. Jim Lampley is a !@#$wit. Why would he do all that super-stupid boxing sh--? Tool. Judges went into the night deciding to give it to Archuletta. His first song was outstanding. Second was sh--. Third is something we've already heard. Cook showed he can rock, ballad, and compose his own stuff. He's the more talented guy but the 13 year old girl network is out in full force tonight and Archuletta will win. Tonight I ask myself, if I was single and didn't have to talk to her, would I bang Paula Abdul? Signs point to yes. I wonder if I'd get the "You were so wonderful tonight. You. Are. John. Adams."

Stern sucks. It's been 15 years since he was funny. I hate him but I love to diss him on message boards.

Here's an interview/video with one of the Lip Lockin Lezbo's http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/story?id=4964861&page=1

Maybe if you would have read just a little bit more of the thread LIKE 16 MORE POSTS, you would have seen that I was corrected and admitted my error. Your redundancy is irritating. Go away Flea. http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?s=&am...t&p=1048482

Right. RR & MLK always had so many of those UUmmm's and aaa's. Sorry, I'll pass on the Kool Aid. Wipe your mouth, its running down your chin.

Thats a bit of a stretch IMO.

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID-ten-T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID-ten-T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again." Eric grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," I replied. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T I used to like Eric. This might be more interesting than funnyAfter an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. The Government Is Trying To Correct This Problem

Yes. He is serious. After all, he's the one that said Obama sounded like Ronald Regan and MLK combined the other night.

Perfect. Maybe a couple of funerals too.

Baghdad Bobs Pearle Vision Centers.

The Onion Movie. Just watched it last night. Hilarious.

72 Virgins Airlines

Duqaq Doughnuts

MuhWegmans

Hairlip Hairlip!!!

Star trek sucks. It's been 15 years since it was funny. I hate star trek but I love to diss it on message boards.