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IBTG81

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  1. That mob should be lucky it wasn't you. After the first nasty look, you probably would have shot everyone (in the back, because that's how you are).
  2. Not true. There's always the whackjob Alaskan whose life reminds us of one Col Fitts.
  3. You'd be shocked how chicks line up to hear music. Actually, when I wanted to woo someone, the piano works mighty fine.
  4. What's wrong with those three? I read on a monthly basis: Maxim, FHM, Esquire, GQ, Vanity Fair, Psychology Today, Time, The Weekly Standard, Rolling Stone, Mojo, Blender, Paste.
  5. Yeah, because that's Maxim's target audience. (I pray you're not a marketing major)
  6. Maxim, FHM (I believe), and Esquire all rated the Fit as a hot car for 2007, so kiss my Irish a$$.
  7. Like I'm sure your monkey ass could do better. I could just imagine you on a first date... "Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and read through my 56597236964748 posts on TBD?" "Maybe afterwards we could listen to Stephen Hawking's new book on tape."
  8. I had to make it fit the context of this thread. Plus, I didn't want anyone to turn it around saying I think of men or some crap.
  9. You're absolutely right, but I don't know if I should be happy by the way you worded it! On a more serious note, the way I treat women can be broken down like this: I understand myself completely, and I am a man, therfore, I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability.
  10. I know what not to do which is a lot, so I figure if he just does the opposite of what I say, he should be fine.
  11. I have no idea what you're talking about. I remember a fellow named Thailog giving me a whole bunch of crap on the subject of women. I wonder what happened to him. Daq, it's an all too common problem. Does she know how you feel? Do you know how she feels? We've all been there before, so some of us can give good, serious advice. Good luck bro.
  12. I agree 100%.
  13. Haha, oops. I guess then the, I don't give a crap attitude. I have no anxiety whatsoever (ask me a few days before the wedding though and I'm sure I'll sing a different tune). If something is going to happen, it's gonna happen. I'll deal with it when it comes.
  14. I've got a tongue that's ten inches long. I've also learned to breathe through my ears.
  15. Yeah, like anyone on this board would pass on RW. Come on guys, give it a break. 75% of people on here would be lucky to land a chick of Roseanne's caliber.
  16. But Reese is hot. Having the money is a nice bonus.
  17. Not to mention lot$ of money. Lot$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
  18. Detox, you need to do your homework. The Fit is huge inside, and boasts 41.9 cubic ft of storage alone.
  19. I checked out thar rap song you were talking about... Holy s, that stuff is twisted.
  20. That was your best comeback?
  21. Maybe he'll be your cellmate one day.
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