[OH Maria!!]

Yep..would love to see either of them in a playboy spread!!

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I'm thinking more like Hustler.

[A message from the soldiers in Iraq]

This is great!

 

haha!

[Tolls removed from Niagara Thruway]

For a minute I though tthe title read "trolls removed from Niagara Thruway."

 

I felt bad for VABills.

[West Virginia at Louisville tonight]

It helps Rutgers if WV wins, so I'm pulling for them.

[West Virginia at Louisville tonight]

Didn't L'ville lose their top qb and rb early on?

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Their QB is back, but they did lose Michael Bush (RB) for the year.

[Hey Everyone]

Are you stalking me or something? 

 

And stop ruining TC's welcome back thread.  Go polish your little toy car or something...

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Don't you wish.

And you're going to complain about someone hijacking a thread?

[Hey Everyone]

You and Lana aren't going to start fighting over me now, are you?

Because if you are, let me get my camera...

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BF has more of a chance with these two than you do.

[Pat Tillman's Brother on the Administration]

Workin' on it, my dumpy little marshmallow friend.  Workin' on it...

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Your comebacks are getting weaker and weaker as the weeks go by. Med adjustment finally?

[Pat Tillman's Brother on the Administration]

I don't hate America.  I hate Americans.  Big difference...

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You can always leave if you hate everyone so much.

[The subject of statistics]

I can't believe HA has sucked you all in.

 

Bravo!

[Pat Tillman's Brother on the Administration]

No, I presume not to lecture you on it, on the principle that lecturing a Nazi is a futile proposition anyway.

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We have a nazi and an America hater fighting. Only on TBD...

[This is not what being a Bills fan is about]

Nice photo in front of the church. 

 

I'm not buying the innocent victim story.  Something was said or done on his end to provoke this.

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That mob should be lucky it wasn't you. After the first nasty look, you probably would have shot everyone (in the back, because that's how you are).

[Bab's concerts are getting roudy]

I think it has alot more to do with the vacuum they live in today versus Hollywood of 30 years ago.  There's really nothing worse than a Limosine Liberal.

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Not true. There's always the whackjob Alaskan whose life reminds us of one Col Fitts.

[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

I figured you for Cosmo and High Times.

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Whatever ya say, iec.

[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

Yeah, and chicks dig guys who play the trumpet and bagpipes.

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You'd be shocked how chicks line up to hear music.

Actually, when I wanted to woo someone, the piano works mighty fine.

[I've been meaning to ask you folks this..]

Someone you can connect with

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[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

Bro, you actually read Maxim, FHM and Esquire? Come on. I'll just leave it at that. THat sets you up for so much sh--. Come on, this painful now.

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What's wrong with those three?

 

I read on a monthly basis: Maxim, FHM, Esquire, GQ, Vanity Fair, Psychology Today, Time, The Weekly Standard, Rolling Stone, Mojo, Blender, Paste.

[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

For who? The new prom queen?

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Yeah, because that's Maxim's target audience.

 

(I pray you're not a marketing major)

[I've been meaning to ask you folks this..]

It sure as sh-- isn't your phone-dialing skills.

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Awwwwwwwwwww.

[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

yes lesson #1...dont get her close to sharp objects....unless you have a compressor nearby

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[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

Next thing you know he's going to give advice on car shopping as well.

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Maxim, FHM (I believe), and Esquire all rated the Fit as a hot car for 2007, so kiss my Irish a$$.

[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

Ed's giving advice on women now.  This ought to end well... 

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Like I'm sure your monkey ass could do better.

I could just imagine you on a first date...

 

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and read through my 56597236964748 posts on TBD?" "Maybe afterwards we could listen to Stephen Hawking's new book on tape."

[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

Jesus Ed...way to butcher a classic movie line.

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I had to make it fit the context of this thread.

Plus, I didn't want anyone to turn it around saying I think of men or some crap.

[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

If he could get a girl (with the measurements specified) to marry him while driving a car that not even my older sister wanted to buy, i think he knows what he's doing.

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You're absolutely right, but I don't know if I should be happy by the way you worded it!

 

On a more serious note, the way I treat women can be broken down like this: I understand myself completely, and I am a man, therfore, I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability.

[Anyone have a close girl ... friend that you like]

What would you know about women?

 

(I would add the smiley with the tongue sticking out but that makes the statement look alarmingly homosexual).

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I know what not to do which is a lot, so I figure if he just does the opposite of what I say, he should be fine.