IBTG81

I AM the professional help!

Well, I was at work, and the Golden Girls came on. I took one look and Bee Arthur and realized right then I had to "release". I went to the bathroom, and let's say I lacquered the sink.

It wasn't pee that went into the sink...

I've been busy lately. I lurk everyday though. Want something good? I did something horrible last week...

Hey, that's the website I reported to the FBI!

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Hold on though...did you not provoke dogs with squirt guns filled with ammonia??

Nope, face it, I am the man. DC Tom, move your ass over, because there is a new sheriff in town.

I got 17 left, 1 right. Does that mean I'm the most logical here?? I thought so...

The Communist News Network, huh? I'll go with the Time Poll...

http://brain.web-us.com/brain/braindominance.htm I scored 17 left, 1 right.

Why don't you check how much the players who get the league minimum make, you schmuck. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Jasen Esposito OL Kutztown Drew Haddad WR Buffalo Jason Peters TE Arkansas Lauvale Sape DT Utah Freddie Smith WR Georgia Tech Ben Sobieski OL Iowa Darryl Towns LB Nevada Greg Zolman QB Vanderbilt

The rest on on BB.com I didn't check yet, I'm going to now.

Haddad, Zolman, Peters, Freddie Smith...

Jax......................W @ Oak..................L BYE NE.......................W @NYJ .................. L Miami..................W @ Balt..................L Ariz.....................W NYJ......................W @NE.....................L St Lou..................W @Seattle...............L @Miami................W Cleve..................W @Cinci................ W @SF....................W Pitt......................W Oh crap, 11-5.

Bump for RU!

OMG, that is so obviously faked.

You couldn't come up with something better than that??

I hope the midget waddles right off a cliff...

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain: