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I'm not going to ours because it has an open bar.
that would be a HUGE mistake on my part.
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How can you say a movie about a slacker who does nothing but bowl, smoke reefer and drink white russians all day whilst getting involved with nihilists, cowboys and porn producers is crappy?
HEATHEN INFIDEL!! STONE HIM!!
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No, you must have married a blow-up doll is all.
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hehe....nice to see the old lady ahsn't applied the budgetary clamps on you yet.
You know, now that I think of it. f it. That's a movie EVERY man should have in his collection. Wife be damned. I'M OFF TO AMAZON!!! w00t!!
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Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul.
Smokey: stevestojan. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: stevestojan, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
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The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you...
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a !@#$ing gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm !@#$ing around? I'm not !@#$ing around!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! !@#$ing mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: All right, its !@#$ing zero. Are you happy now you crazy !@#$?
Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey...
Only a league bowler could fully appreciate the humor in that scene.
I love it man.
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"What is this "day of rest" sh--? What is this stevestojan, man? I don't !@#$ing care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the !@#$s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've !@#$ed you in the ass Saturday, I'll !@#$ you in the ass next Wednesday instead!"
LMFAO...
Don' f*ck with the Jesus, mah....
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I'll tell you one thing: back in the day, I had a Commodore 64. I had like five other friends who had one too. I never paid for software, andd I KNEW it was wrong. But it was so damned expensive, I didn't care.
And guess what? I was younger than her son.
Now I don't do it any more, but you get the point. This kid knows what he's doing is wrong and his mom is letting him do it. My mom didn't have a clue, and yet I didn't grow up to be a thief.
Maybe a night or two in the klink with 'Twan will straighten the kid out.
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Once they did an entire show with the voice of Tom Brokaw. OMFG. It nearly caused me to wreck my car, it was so funny.
I liked O&A, especially when they had Jim Breuer on.
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BF has said on several occasions that he is good at Texas Hold Em, and that he wins 60% of the time he plays a tournament. He actaully blogged (yes, I read it - let's discuss that fact later) that he won a 60 person tournament.
Texas Hold Em is a game I play religiously. I play with friends, I play with a group at a local pub, and I play once every two weeks at a horse track down here (100 person tournament).
I would say in the games where I play with 5-8 people, I will win 25% of the time if I am doing good. The 100 person tourney? I've made the final table ONCE.
Anyway, Texas Hold Em requires logic skills, being able to read people, and some rather complex odds reading ability.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Ding ding ding...as someone who's won a tournament or two, I'm amazed and appalled that anyonw would lose to that knucklehead.
And, uh...can you point me to that game? I could use some money
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Sorry man, but ND is a joke. They ceased being a viable football school sometime in the 80s.
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Yes, but the radical gay-loving left should not have the right to force a denomination to accept a lesbian as a minister.
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Beyond the blockade, what about the bay of pigs?
That was a preemptive strike too.
OT: DVD burning software
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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And Darin too. Seems her flames in the direction of Alaska really set this puppy ablaze.