Using a roster which, at different times in the season, featured: Tyrod Taylor, Sammy Watkins, Charles Clay, Percy Harvin, Karlos Williams, and the Buffalo Defense; I went .500 and missed the playoffs. I also managed to finish fifth overall, so if we were to carry this forward to next year and do a reverse order draft, I hurt myself as much as possible there as well.
Given that this is a Bills board, I'd say I hit all the objectives and won the league.