Man, this is how these rumors get started. For the record, I rule at Jarts. Anyway if in Pittsburgh, those bitches would be happy to have a window broken by me.
Please, no way I am getting suspended. I am the man and I will lead the Steelers back to the Superbowl this season. I appreciate your support and if you PM me, I know just the bitches to take Brady down. My lawyer says that would help take the heat off me.
See? I am innocent of all charges. I would go into detail, but my lawyer says I have to keep my mouth shut if I don't want to go to jail. The girls just got confused, all my bitches love me.