Pig Ben

Yeah, what he said.

Yep. Those were good times in college. Those high school senior girls were so easy...

Man, this is how these rumors get started. For the record, I rule at Jarts. Anyway if in Pittsburgh, those bitches would be happy to have a window broken by me.

I can't tell you what went down (he he you know what I mean) that night, but your support is appreciated.

Please, no way I am getting suspended. I am the man and I will lead the Steelers back to the Superbowl this season. I appreciate your support and if you PM me, I know just the bitches to take Brady down. My lawyer says that would help take the heat off me.

See? I am innocent of all charges. I would go into detail, but my lawyer says I have to keep my mouth shut if I don't want to go to jail. The girls just got confused, all my bitches love me.

Please, you guys would love to have me on your team. I am worth 4 1st round picks, easy.