Bad Lieutenant

That would still be generous. This Langston Walker revisionist history puzzles me.

It's shocking that teams aren't flocking to a 360lb RT who plays like he's 260 isn't it.

I've never seen a quarterback who is so unaffected by pressure and constantly having defenders draped over him. !@#$ the Jaguars-I hope they're happy with the way Reggie Williams panned out.

I think this is specifically a spoof of Beck's "debunking" of the FEMA concentration camp conspiracy theory.

Looks like he's showcasing his skills on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRT3zs23sLk

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/stor...otread7/seifert In other words he would be a horrible fit for Buffalo.

Ha! http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/

Are you serious?

Didn't/doesn't Runyan have a reputation as being a "dirty" player? If so sign him up!

I know. It looks like it will be a complete bastardization of the original. They shouldn't be allowed to call it "Bad Lieutenant" unless Harvey Keitel shows his flaccid dick in it. Don't know. I just bought the game and I wanted to do the season thing with the Bills but I want to wait for the update. Bell's original rating was terrible, in the low 50's I think.

Video games are ALWAYS right. http://maddenhq.com/tag/madden-10-roster-update Other Bills moves

Didn't Runyan visit the Bills before he signed with Philly about 5 years ago?

This is impossible. Didn't we already establish that Runyan hates Buffalo and no UFA will ever sign with the Bills again because we cut Langston Walker?

I collapsed in tears in a scalding hot shower after violently scrubbing away my entire epidermis.

Do what I'm doing-bet New England.

Ask the Calgary Flames why they traded for Jay Bouwmeester.

You're drawing the line at Langston frickin' Walker? Not Pat Williams? Not Antoine Winfield? Not London Fletcher? Langston Walker???????????????????????????

Where has this legend of Langston Walker being a good RT come from? Usually it's not until someone dies that you'll see a whitewashing as blatant as this.

To beat the rest of the NFL to Langston frickin' Walker of course. Imagine the massive doses of Rolaids GMs around the NFL are now taking while stressing out that Langston Walker is on the free market and if they lose out on the Langston Walker Sweepstakes they're going to have to deal with one angry owner and potentially thousands of season ticket cancellations. I'm sure they're collectively kicking themselves in the ass over not giving up that precious 7th round pick for Langston Walker's exclusive rights.

If this was true Ralph would have kept Walker.

Do you/we really know that? And even if he was by what order of magnitude would he have to be better than Butler/Scott to justify paying him 5 million dollars this season compared to whatever they'll make? Double? Triple? Quadruple?

In the meantime the internet has crashed along with all domestic phone services from the stampede of 31 NFL franchises making a mad dash to secure the services of Langston Walker. But they'll have to compete with the New York City Transit Authority who have made Walker a substantial offer to be a turnstile.

If we go 1-15 this year it is not going to be because we don't have Langston Walker at LT. I mean this is Langston Walker we're talking about after all.

He looked waaaay out of his league all preseason. He was constantly turned around with one arm draped over the DE's torso. Bell, on the other hand, I didn't notice once-which is probably a good thing.