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Nervous Guy

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  1. You will eat that cat poop!
  2. Nope, I woke up this morning and I sh-- a squirrel. I'm not kidding! It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up.
  3. Go Pistons!
  4. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.
  5. Nope, I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
  6. Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
  7. Why'd you say that VA? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you VABills, I hate you!
  8. We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
  9. I'll have three fingers of Glenlibbet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese.
  10. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
  11. Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
  12. Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. (Gavin, not Sex Panther). HBD Gavin...you freak!
  13. Damn, that sounds pretty !@#$ing iffy!!!
  14. Was it total clarity without illusion?
  15. what's wrong with his usage of the British slang? piss off v 1. to leave. Note: British. ("Why don't you just piss off?") leave meaning you left for a few days...never mind....
  16. I don't have any sympathy for you, you knew the risks and yet you went ahead and jumped in the water...having symapthy for you is like having sympathy for Peter Jennings or even Mickey Mantle.
  17. thank you...WTF is wrong with average? Drew was often "below average", and I was actually a support of his.
  18. did any of you guys actually read all the Jets fan's posts? It was split...some thought he sucked. some thought he was fine...kinda like us.
  19. I'm nervous, I'm nervous, nervous honey What can I do I'm nervous, you make me nervous baby I'm so nervous cause I'm in love with you Nervous by The Iguanas
  20. maybe he thought Ted Johnson was a Pro Bowler
  21. Don't worry I "believe" you....great report...thanks!
  22. yeah. but do you have the "tape" to "prove" this?
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