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  1. Wrote the first words that came to mind... I'm sorry if it sucks.

     

    Take Me Home - Abbott Rd. (John Denver's Country Roads)

     

    Almost had it. Inept Offense.

    No balls coaching.

    Defense bent than broke.

    This **** is old here

    Playoffs just a memory.

    Johnson, Losman, Edwards

    God I miss Kelly.

     

    Abbott Rd.... take me home

    there I'll drink... and get stoned

    God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here

    Take me home now.. Abbot Rd.

     

    All this traffic, going nowhere.

    Minor accident, freakin female driver.

    I'm feeling crusty, tear drop in my eye

    Why did we have to punt it?

    Thanks god, next week is a bye!

     

    Abbott Rd.... take me home

    there I'll drink... and get stoned

    God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here

    Take me home now.. Abbot Rd.

     

    We made some noise

    Even had a beer poured on me

    My wife calls to remind me to buy tampons on the way

    And drivin down the road I get a feelin

    That I should have stayed home today, yes today

     

    Abbott Rd.... take me home

    there I'll drink... and get stoned

    God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here

    Take me home now.. Abbot Rd.

     

    Abbott Rd.... take me home

    there I'll drink... and get stoned

    God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here

    Take me home.. Abbot Rd.

    Take me home now.. Abbot Rd.

    Awesome! :wallbash:

  2. Leslie Frazier from Minny would be a great choice as well. But do we want another inexperienced HC?

    I dont know its a toss up look at the first time coaches that have success: John Harbaugh, Mike Smith, Mike Tomlin,Tony Sporano, but the Gregg Williams, and Mike full of Mularkey mistakes have me gun shy.

  3. Im pretty sure Philly had a bye this past weekend. But maybe its the offensive system that allows their backups to perform?...Hell we cant even get our starters to play that well. But McNabb is still the man in Philly, and i doubt Vick will be the man again anywhere. Kevin Kolb is their future, but not right now, they signed McNabb to an extension in the offseason, and i doubt he loses his job this year.

  4. Keeping it fun...Bills parody songs

    Ok with too much time on my hands to dwell on another painful loss, i came up with an idea. Lets be creative and write a parody song using the Bills as our muse. I am using Jimmy Buffet ( ironic after losing to Miami i know ) The song is "Come Monday"

    and i just tweeked the lyrics to fit the situation. dont laugh at my attempt.....well ok laugh with me, not at me...lol

     

    Last year we lost to San Francisco

    Another game when the team didnt show

    Hes got his sunglasses on

    I guess he was never meant to coach a SuperBowl

    And Kelly we didnt know

    That we'd be missin' you so

     

    chorus

    Come monday, it'll be all right

    Come monday we want Dick on a flight

    We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers

    And we just want to win a damn game!

     

    Yes its been quite a season

    Injured players with breaks and sprains

    In your head your off on vacation

    Another loss you try to explain

    And Jauron, since we hate you so

    Thats the reason Ralph just let you go

     

    chorus

    Come monday, it'll be all right

    Come monday we want Dick on a flight

    We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers

    And we just want to win a damn game!

     

    end

     

    Now i know some of you are way more creative then i am, lets see what ya got!

    it should at least be fun and distracting

    Does anyone remember the song 97rock would play for the Bills when they lost....god it must have been in the early 80's. Brainfart, but i do remember it was so damn funny, i cant remember the name.

  5. Keeping it fun...Bills parody songs

    Ok with too much time on my hands to dwell on another painful loss, i came up with an idea. Lets be creative and write a parody song using the Bills as our muse. I am using Jimmy Buffet ( ironic after losing to Miami i know ) The song is "Come Monday"

    and i just tweeked the lyrics to fit the situation. dont laugh at my attempt.....well ok laugh with me, not at me...lol

     

    Last year we lost to San Francisco

    Another game when the team didnt show

    Hes got his sunglasses on

    I guess he was never meant to coach a SuperBowl

    And Kelly we didnt know

    That we'd be missin' you so

     

    chorus

    Come monday, it'll be all right

    Come monday we want Dick on a flight

    We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers

    And we just want to win a damn game!

     

    Yes its been quite a season

    Injured players with breaks and sprains

    In your head your off on vacation

    Another loss you try to explain

    And Jauron, since we hate you so

    Thats the reason Ralph just let you go

     

    chorus

    Come monday, it'll be all right

    Come monday we want Dick on a flight

    We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers

    And we just want to win a damn game!

     

    end

     

    Now i know some of you are way more creative then i am, lets see what ya got!

    it should at least be fun and distracting

    Muzak click here

  6. to the tune of jack johnson "gone"

    here is the song if your not familiar with it

     

     

    well take a look at all of those

    games we lost oh so close

    does jauron have a soul

    its so cold

    is it to much to ask

    that this team will just get sold

     

    cars, tv show and diamond earings

    bling bling

    T.O why cant you catch a thing

    and what about ralphies mind

    are you blind

    arent you concerned about another 7 and 9

     

    Gone going

    Gone everything

    Gone give a damn

    Gone be the fans when we cant get a win

    Gone people

    We couldnt even beat the fins

    Gone

     

     

     

    ralphie cant you make a deal

    try to bring in a coach thats for real

    And what about that line that cant block a gay

    They’ll do no good

    Can they atleast just get in the way

     

    You’re not willing to sell anything

    Gone is your mind

    leave western new york

    Or else your gonna find

    Gone people

    All careless and consumed

    Gone

     

     

    Gone going

    Gone everything

    Gone give a damn

    Gone be the fans when we cant get a win

    Gone people

    We couldnt even beat the fins

    Gone

    Very cool guys! :cry:

  7. Season of 7-9

    (sing to tune of Bryan Adams "Summer of 69"

     

    Going 0 for 6 in the division

    Cuz Ralphie won't spend a dime

    I look like the walking dead

    Another season of 7 and 9

     

    The passing game is pathetic

    Looks like Ferragamo to Denard

    No-huddle sucks, Turk-ey got fired

    Shoulda known, we'd never get far

     

    When you look back now

    These 4 years seem to last for-ever

    And when Ralph has the chouice

    He'll head north and say "Au revior"

    I am the worst coach of all time

     

    Another season of 7 and 9....

    Im starting to think 7-9 would be a gift season.

  8. Keeping it fun...Bills parody songs

    Ok with too much time on my hands to dwell on another painful loss, i came up with an idea. Lets be creative and write a parody song using the Bills as our muse. I am using Jimmy Buffet ( ironic after losing to Miami i know ) The song is "Come Monday"

    and i just tweeked the lyrics to fit the situation. dont laugh at my attempt.....well ok laugh with me, not at me...lol

     

    Last year we lost to San Francisco

    Another game when the team didnt show

    Hes got his sunglasses on

    I guess he was never meant to coach a SuperBowl

    And Kelly we didnt know

    That we'd be missin' you so

     

    chorus

    Come monday, it'll be all right

    Come monday we want Dick on a flight

    We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers

    And we just want to win a damn game!

     

    Yes its been quite a season

    Injured players with breaks and sprains

    In your head your off on vacation

    Another loss you try to explain

    And Jauron, since we hate you so

    Thats the reason Ralph just let you go

     

    chorus

    Come monday, it'll be all right

    Come monday we want Dick on a flight

    We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers

    And we just want to win a damn game!

     

    end

     

    Now i know some of you are way more creative then i am, lets see what ya got!

    it should at least be fun and distracting

  9. Complete 70 % of his passes for over 380 yards against a top defense on the road in a divisional game while getting sacked 8 times? There seems to be a lot of people still out there blaming the line and everyone else but Edwards for his play recently. Watching last nights game showed me what a real quarterback can do when hes not afraid to hang in the pocket. Edwards needs to realize hes probly going to get hit anyways so he might as well complete a pass. And to those who blame his lack of pocket presence on the line, did anyone catch Rodgers actually STEPPING UP and moving around....sure the line is a problem, but a real quarterback finds ways to overcome...

    The difference is Rodgers was hitting his WR's and TE's in stride, he had great velocity and accuracy on many of his throws. But the biggest difference i saw is Rodgers has confidence, something i havent seen from Edwards this year.

  10. Firing Jauron during the season accomplishes nothing. This team has a dearth of talent, and the fans can't see that

    I disagree, Do the 49ers have more talent then the Bills? In some positions yes, but overall i dont think so. They fired Mike Nolan last year and had Singletary as the interim coach. They finished with a different attitude and outlook for the franchise. They retained him and now they are off to a 3-1 start, we are 1-3, do they have more talent?....or was it the change in coach, attitude and philosophy that got the players to perform? Just an example, but i think you see my point.

  11. I was just checking my twitter and I saw that Aaron Maybin posted a tweet that said:

     

    "headed to the plane down to NYC for the night. Shawn Nelson's B-day. Lets GO!" http://twitter.com/AaronMaybin58

     

    About 3 minutes later Drayton Florence tweets: http://twitter.com/DraytonFlorence

    "say what"

     

     

    Really? Going to party in NYC after 2 terrible losses, great to see the amazing dedication from our Rookies. If you're going to go party, don't broadcast it to the world on Twitter please, at least hide it. Many other thoughts but I don't feel like typing.

    They are going to watch film of Justin Tuck to see how to rush a passer, and then film of Dustin Keller. Then they are going to watch film of Eli and ask, why the hell cant TE do that? And after that they will go to a gentlemans club to shake off another loss!

  12. I agree that this is true.

     

    Its not a good solution though. It helps, but I feel Brandon is at the epicenter of the problem (with Modrak, Guy, etc...)

     

    fire em all. Hand operations to Holmgren and let him choose a coach (or choose to coach himself).

    Holmgren just might be able to salvage TE's career. he is an offensive minded coach, maybe thats just what we need. Bring him in and get r done Russ!

  13. Trent is proven he cant handle it so your correct.

     

    This is not the no-huddle, teams can still change Defensive personnel before the snap.

     

    Lets huddle up and not wear are D out.

     

    But Dickie likes the no-huddle so they wont change :unsure:

    exactly i was at the game yesterday, and i saw Miami making a ton of changes pre-snap. So how does it benefit us ? seems like we are helping the other team out by our offense getting off the field too quickly.

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