Beerball Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Calls the gorilla control officer and he arrives at the guys house. With him he brings a small dog, a net and a shotgun. "OK, here's how we're gonna work this" the gorilla control guy says. "I'll climb up the tree and shake the limbs like crazy, when the gorilla falls out of the tree release the dog. The dog will run over to the gorilla and latch on to his nuts in a vicegrip and rip 'em off. When the gorilla falls to his knees you throw the net over him. OK" "Well, yeah" says the homeowener, "but what's the shotgun for?" . . . . . . . . . . . so the guy says, "The shotguns in case I fall out of the tree. If that happens, kill that farkin dog!!!" thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 That one is so old it farts dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 That one is so old it farts dust. You never heard it with a gorilla before though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 You never heard it with a gorilla before though. What if its Losmi Peters in the tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Calls the gorilla control officer and he arrives at the guys house. With him he brings a small dog, a net and a shotgun. "OK, here's how we're gonna work this" the gorilla control guy says. "I'll climb up the tree and shake the limbs like crazy, when the gorilla falls out of the tree release the dog. The dog will run over to the gorilla and latch on to his nuts in a vicegrip and rip 'em off. When the gorilla falls to his knees you throw the net over him. OK" "Well, yeah" says the homeowener, "but what's the shotgun for?" . . . . . . . . . . . so the guy says, "The shotguns in case I fall out of the tree. If that happens, kill that farkin dog!!!" thank you very much That one is so old it farts dust. I've never heard it before!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Losmi Peters in the tree? Damn, sorry bout that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Calls the gorilla control officer and he arrives at the guys house. With him he brings a small dog, a net and a shotgun. "OK, here's how we're gonna work this" the gorilla control guy says. "I'll climb up the tree and shake the limbs like crazy, when the gorilla falls out of the tree release the dog. The dog will run over to the gorilla and latch on to his nuts in a vicegrip and rip 'em off. When the gorilla falls to his knees you throw the net over him. OK" "Well, yeah" says the homeowener, "but what's the shotgun for?" . .so the guy says, "The shotguns in case I fall out of the tree. If that happens, kill that farkin dog!!!" thank you very much That dude should talk to Trent and find out where to get some super sticky gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I've never heard it before!!!! No one cares, antiemotite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Calls the gorilla control officer and he arrives at the guys house. With him he brings a small dog, a net and a shotgun. "OK, here's how we're gonna work this" the gorilla control guy says. "I'll climb up the tree and shake the limbs like crazy, when the gorilla falls out of the tree release the dog. The dog will run over to the gorilla and latch on to his nuts in a vicegrip and rip 'em off. When the gorilla falls to his knees you throw the net over him. OK" "Well, yeah" says the homeowener, "but what's the shotgun for?" . . . . . . . . . . . so the guy says, "The shotguns in case I fall out of the tree. If that happens, kill that farkin dog!!!" thank you very much Bring back LSI... please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Bring back LSI... please? :fyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 No one cares, antiemotite antiemotite is funnies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 :fyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! antiemotite is funnies See what I mean Sketch? Since LSI ain't around he's spews is venom in my direction all the time. There's a tremendous amount of muck and gunk around here thanks to beersphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 u have very few posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 See what I mean Sketch? Since LSI ain't around he's spews is venom in my direction all the time. There's a tremendous amount of muck and gunk around here thanks to beersphere. OK, tell us a joke Mr. Funny Bullpen man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Guy goes to a Doctor because his penis is orange. The Doctor asks him if he's there has been anything unusual going on in his life. The guy replies "No, just the usual. Eating cheetohs and watching porn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 See what I mean Sketch? Since LSI ain't around he's spews is venom in my direction all the time. There's a tremendous amount of muck and gunk around here thanks to beersphere. Muck and Gunk?!?!?! Ball of Beer, is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 OK, tell us a joke Mr. Funny Bullpen man. It's a dirty one... Two pigs fell in the mud. Three came out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Muck and Gunk?!?!?! Ball of Beer, is this true? You don need to ask me such questions, I have many more posts that the playpen boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Just to add to the joke theme. A sheperd takes his son out into the fields to check on the flock. After several hours of wandering about they come across an ewe with its head stuck in the fence. The old shepherd pulls his pants down and has his way with the sheep. After he is finished he turns to his son and says "your turn" The boy pulls his pants down and sticks his head in the fence, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Just to add to the joke theme. A sheperd takes his son out into the fields to check on the flock. After several hours of wandering about they come across an ewe with its head stuck in the fence. The old shepherd pulls his pants down and has his way with the sheep. After he is finished he turns to his son and says "your turn" The boy pulls his pants down and sticks his head in the fence, Now that's some funny chit. I don't get it, but any joke involving a sheppard and his flock is funny chit! When you have a chance you can try to teach bullpen how it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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