RayFinkle Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Well, it looks as though The Dean was set up (as were the other patrons). (Or, perhaps, the drunk was a clever Maxim reader.) I will confront the bartender the next time I see him and DEMAND to know the truth. For what it's worth, they did a real nice job. Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him. Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him? Maverick: Because I was inverted. Iceman: cough...bull sh--....cough Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 25, 2007 Author Share Posted March 25, 2007 Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him. Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him? Maverick: Because I was inverted. Iceman: cough...bull sh--....cough Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted. Finally someone who understands, I was inverted. That's what you're saying, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 The real horror is The Dean caught red handed plagiarizing material......and from Maxim no less!! Is there no bottom to the barrel?? Where shall we turn for hope now??? He didn't steal it. He merely infringed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 He didn't steal it. He merely infringed. I was DUPED. I'm innocent, I tells ya. A pawn in a much bigger plot...and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I am very disappointed in the Dean...trying to take advantage of the Ignorami, then getting caught by them...that's just friggin' sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I was DUPED. I'm innocent, I tells ya. A pawn in a much bigger plot...and all that. pitiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Finally someone who understands, I was inverted. That's what you're saying, right? I would like you to remain silent and as your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit. * *this was stolen from me by some hack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 I am very disappointed in the Dean...trying to take advantage of the Ignorami, then getting caught by them...that's just friggin' sad. I need a good forum attorney. I know it looks bad for The Dean now...but, wait till we get our hands on the bar's surveillance tapes. That'll show you ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I am very disappointed in the Dean...trying to take advantage of the Ignorami, then getting caught by them...that's just friggin' sad. we're talking about the same Dean, are we not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 I would like you to remain silent andas your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit. * *this was stolen from me by some hack. You are hired. Hit has been taken Proceed with my defense, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I need a good forum attorney. I know it looks bad for The Dean now...but, wait till we get our hands on the bar's surveillance tapes. That'll show you ALL. yeah yeah....next you'll be tell us this true story about your "personal friend" with the broken penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 You are hired. Hit has been taken Proceed with my defense, please. Not only is the Dean the sole proprietor and author of the aforesaid "joke," the prosecution has failed to show that this did not in fact happen at some St. Augustine gin joint and none of you are aware of the dramatic recreation of the original author - The Deaner - and was neither an infringement or a copyright violation of his original work and - cough - it's kind of hot in here isn't it? - maybe too much vodka - !@#$ where did the bats come from - somebody get rid of these goddamn bats and these !@#$ing ants crawling all over the carpet up my leg - somebody !@#$ing hit them - did I just kill someone? is my mind melting? Why is everyone speaking !@#$ing German? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 Not only is the Dean the sole proprietor and author of the aforesaid "joke,"the prosecution has failed to show that this did not in fact happen at some St. Augustine gin joint and none of you are aware of the dramatic recreation of the original author - The Deaner - and was neither an infringement or a copyright violation of his original work and - cough - it's kind of hot in here isn't it? - maybe too much vodka - !@#$ where did the bats come from - somebody get rid of these goddamn bats and these !@#$ing ants crawling all over the carpet up my leg - somebody !@#$ing hit them - did I just kill someone? is my mind melting? Why is everyone speaking !@#$ing German? ... My kind of lawyer. Very "brown buffalo"-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 My kind of lawyer. Very "brown buffalo"-esque. I've come down now. Is the jury in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 I've come down now. Is the jury in? I assume you "took care" of the jury...right? I got the judge right here with a hooker an eightball and a magnum or Dom. He seems pretty cool with it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I assume you "took care" of the jury...right? I got the judge right here with a hooker an eightball and a magnum or Dom. He seems pretty cool with it all. Nice. They'll be no monetary damage, but they are going to find you guilty of solicitation, but the judge is going to throw that out. This is civil court. Oh, and they're all coming to your pool tonight for Daiquiris followed by a game of full card Bingo. I had to be a little creative buying off these Florida juries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 Nice. They'll be no monetary damage, but they are going to find you guilty of solicitation, but the judge is going to throw that out. This is civil court. Oh, and they're all coming to your pool tonight for Daiquiris followed by a game of full card Bingo. I had to be a little creative buying off these Florida juries. Fuc#ing HICKS in my pool? Allright...if that's the price i have to pay. I can sleepwalk my way through the bingo. Let's just hope this case is closed. Good work, X-man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Good work, X-man! I'm here if you need me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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