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cmon guys, i need some help.

 

i already put together my package:

 

a complete Mighty Taco application

2 bank statements

3 months worth of 3 utility bills

a letter of recommendation from my 8th grade gym teacher

another from my ex-gf's dad (hes a cop)

and a formal offer letter

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well, im just going to send it to the main office

 

National Football League

280 Park Avenue

New York, NY 10017

 

 

please add; Attention Trash Can

 

 

 

I would contact the team with an offer they couldn't refuse. However, at some point you are going to "stroke" league office and other owners for eventual approval.

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:lol:

 

Please let us know what happens!

 

Do you think the NFL has pre-approved form letters responding to letters like this?

 

"Dear Mr. Smith,

 

We appreciate your interest in pursuing an NFL team at this time.

 

Unfortunately no current openings are available.

 

We will keep your letter on file for 6 months in the event our needs change

 

Thank you for your interest in the NFL. We wish you the best of success in your future endeavours.

 

Yours truly,

Roger Goodell

NFL Commisioner"

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actually, thats the exact reason my friend and i are doing it. we just want an official letter from the NFL denying our bid of roughly $7000 to buy the Bills... :lol:

 

its gonna look real nice framed and hanging in my office

 

That's very rational. Many people frame and display "ding" letters with a source of pride! Just don't expect Goodell's signature to be in ink. (You don't have to tell anyone that though!)

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cmon guys, i need some help.

 

i already put together my package:

 

a complete Mighty Taco application

2 bank statements

3 months worth of 3 utility bills

a letter of recommendation from my 8th grade gym teacher

another from my ex-gf's dad (hes a cop)

and a formal offer letter

 

You'll also need some venture capital.

 

Here is what I propose. File papers to form a Presidential exploratory committe. Raise some political funds, that should help you get $100 mil or so. Then announce you don't want to run for President

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i found a 3rd investor tonight, at the Sabres/Thrashers game, who is willing to match our $7000 as a silent partner.

 

that raises our bid to just over $14,000

 

KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED GUYS!

 

 

Contact the league and tell them....

"But I bought ya pizza... you knew i wanted to phuck ya"

 

 

 

That usually seals the deal.

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i found a 3rd investor tonight, at the Sabres/Thrashers game, who is willing to match our $7000 as a silent partner.

 

that raises our bid to just over $14,000

 

KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED GUYS!

 

DrD.: You have reason to be optimistic. Now that you guys have some equity in this, the bank may be willing to match your 14K. So potentially, you may be looking at 28K! :thumbsup:

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Contact the league and tell them....

"But I bought ya pizza... you knew i wanted to phuck ya"

That usually seals the deal.

 

 

HAHAHAHA YES! good to see you on the board my man!! if you want in, contact keith.

 

if not ill probably be looking to fill some positions at OBD in a few weeks, so ill keep you in mind.

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