Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Back from roadwork and continuing the dubious tradition with a big plate of slimy nachos... 6:35pm: 1) Bud LIGHT Rock-Paper-Scissors. The first good Bud Light ad I've seen in a while. 2) Doritos Clumsy. She was hot though. 3) Blockbuster Movies with rodents. Meh. Don't do cute during a football game. 4) Katie Communic, and Prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 6:39pm 1) Sierra Mist Free beard combover. Brett Farve's shorts? 2) High-maintenance blond, uh oh. Salesgenie.com? Die spammer. 3) Sierra Mist. What if someone reaches for it? Here's your answer: Boot To The Head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 6:48pm 1) Yoyota Tundra. If you want to keep my attention, lay off the brakes and show me what it looks like at the bottom of the canyon. 2) Fed ex. Moon office. That's a whole lot of money wasted on effects. 3) Bug Light wedding. Hah! Do they have a new ad agency this year? All their commercials were pretty crummy last year, but 2 for 2 this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 6:55pm 1) Snickers man-love. Ewwwww, I may never eat another one of those again. 2) Schick Quattro off da hizzy, old ad. I'm surprised we haven't added a blade or three since last year. We're due for 6 or 7 bladed razors, aren't we? 3) Black swimming team movie. Well, what the hell, Jamaica had bobsledders. Stand up to the evil and oppressive white butterfly strokers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 6:58pm, back on the normal NFL commercial schedule 1) Chevy classic rock... was that Karen Allen? Guess she needs to do something for money. Well, something else. 2) Bud Light ESL class. That was a little politically correct eh? The one Mexican there was the teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:15pm. Wow, that was an eternity. 1) Godaddy.com.... where are the boobs? There they are. How lame is a company where the first thing you think of when someone mentions them, is boobs? 2) Grand Coke Auto. This really could use Michael Douglas from Falling Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:23pm 1) Nothing evokes sympathy like a mangy mutt. Still a weak ad. What was it for again? I didn't even notice. 2) Ultra-Garmin-Man! Hot damn! Let's hear it for the old-skool Japanese monster mash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:29pm 1) Careerbuilder.com lemmings... what the hell was that supposed to be about? 2) Doritos with a Rosie O'Donnell clone at the checkout. Makes sense she's familiar with all the flavors, and probably all the queso too. 3) Disturbing car wash for Chevy. Thanks for convincing me to buy foreign again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 3) Disturbing car wash for Chevy. Thanks for convincing me to buy foreign again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:35pm 1) Bud Light Smack My B!tch up. No, I don't know what it's about either, but the trend toward the Three Stooges in these Bud commercials is most welcome. 2) Heart, attacked. Beatyourrisk.com? Send me some of that hot Diabetes, and I'll beatsomethingelse.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Is it just me, or are the commercials really sucking this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:38pm 1) Robot screw-up for GM. Jump! Man, that commercial might cause me to commit suicide. Not because a robot shows how, but because they brought back my repressed memory of "All By Myself" by Eric Carmen. 2) Coke celebrates Black History, Especially Today. Is something going on today on a par with the "I Have A Dream" speech or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:45pm 1) John Travolta in a movie with one of the Bobs. Looks pretty dumb. 2) Sprint Connectile Dysfunction. That was kinda crappy too. 3) NFL Mobile. I wouldn't even want it for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Is it just me, or are the commercials really sucking this year? I don't know, I've liked several of the Bud Lights, and anybody mking allusions to Ultra-Man gets a virtual hi-five from me. Other than that, ya, there really hasn't been much to speak of. I guess the commercials are on par with the game. Is this the Super Bowl, or Hot Potato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:52pm 1) The Bears... fumble! How'd they know? More allusions to Black Guys. At the Super Bowl? You don't say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:54pm 1) Coke. Some old guy. Yep, another lame commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 So far, the best thing I've seen during a commercial break has not been a commercial, but the Late Show promo with Dave in a Peyton Manning jersey...and Oprah in an orange Urlacher jersey, with Dave's arm around her. "Honey, don't talk with your mouth full." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 I'm going to do something else for a while. No way do I watch that 4-foot-10 Jehovah's Witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I'm going to do something else for a while. No way do I watch that 4-foot-10 Jehovah's Witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 "We care about black people" - Doritos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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