The Dean Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 The Crappiest Place on Earth? http://www.themeparkreview.com/fantazyland/fantazyland.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 The Crappiest Place on Earth? http://www.themeparkreview.com/fantazyland/fantazyland.htm 698210[/snapback] At least they served Rolling Rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 At least they served Rolling Rock! 698218[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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/dev/null Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 As was the suspended monorail. Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say? Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty+Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail! Homer: Mono... D'oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say?Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty+Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail! Homer: Mono... D'oh! 698250[/snapback] Spock : I'd say this train could hit at least Warp 5. (Crowd Laughs) Quimby : er yes and may the force be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Spock : I'd say this train could hit at least Warp 5. (Crowd Laughs)Quimby : er yes and may the force be with you. 698281[/snapback] Vote Quimby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSU_Mouse Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 There just happens to be a Lacrosse team party at Duke those exact same nights. Which would you choose?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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