stuckincincy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 It's 50 degrees outside, and sunny. I need to clean the old leaves off of the planting strip, get same and other debris out of the flower gardens, put down the spring lawn and garden fertilizer, and put Ironite onto the lawn. Should I a) Do it today myself? or b) Wait until Saturday so my wife can participate, thus satisfying her desire that we do things together? PS: Curiously, she doesn't care if I fix the car, take out trash, fix plumbing and electrics, paint, mow, remodel, change furnace filters, vacuum carpets, do laundry, wash dishes etc., by my lonesome. Any advice is appreciated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Go golfing today, and put it off until Saturday. Then go golfing on Saturday and tell her you had it planned in advance an if she was around Wednesday you could have done it together, but now she'll have to do it herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 It's 50 degrees outside, and sunny. I need to clean the old leaves off of the planting strip, get same and other debris out of the flower gardens, put down the spring lawn and garden fertilizer, and put Ironite onto the lawn. Should I a) Do it today myself? or b) Wait until Saturday so my wife can participate, thus satisfying her desire that we do things together? PS: She doesn't care if I fix the car, take out trash, fix plumbing and electrics, paint, mow, remodel, change furnace filters, vacuum carpets, do laundry, wash dishes etc., by my lonesome. Any advice is appreciated... 630696[/snapback] What's the weather forecast for Saturday? If it's decent, wait for the wify. Better yet, hire somebody to do it, ya cheap bastard and so something NICE with your wife. Fo for a drive iin the country, have a nice lunch with a cocktail...maybe get a room at a litttle country inn for the night. Well, that's what I would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 Go golfing today, and put it off until Saturday. Then go golfing on Saturday and tell her you had it planned in advance an if she was around Wednesday you could have done it together, but now she'll have to do it herself. 630697[/snapback] Alas, years of gout has built up tophi in my toes and ankles so I had to give up golf just when I broke into the 90's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 My Free Advice: Grow some nads and do what you want to do, even if that is cleaning off your Irons and going out to your nearest public course and hitting some golf eggs around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 What's the weather forecast for Saturday? If it's decent, wait for the wify. Better yet, hire somebody to do it, ya cheap bastard and so something NICE with your wife. Fo for a drive iin the country, have a nice lunch with a cocktail...maybe get a room at a litttle country inn for the night. Well, that's what I would do. 630699[/snapback] geez stuck...better wait for the wife. I'd be a little nervous if Dean were trying to get MY wife at a little country in for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 What's the weather forecast for Saturday? If it's decent, wait for the wify. Better yet, hire somebody to do it, ya cheap bastard and so something NICE with your wife. Fo for a drive iin the country, have a nice lunch with a cocktail...maybe get a room at a litttle country inn for the night. Well, that's what I would do. 630699[/snapback] I can't drive in the country. I keep to the speed limit and you know what our fellow citizens subject one to these days if you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 My Free Advice: Grow some nads and do what you want to do, even if that is cleaning off your Irons and going out to your nearest public course and hitting some golf eggs around. 630708[/snapback] I shall treasure your response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I shall treasure your response. 630721[/snapback] If I was you I'd print it out and stick in on my refrigerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 If I was you I'd print it out and stick in on my refrigerator 630740[/snapback] Done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 What's the weather forecast for Saturday? If it's decent, wait for the wify. Better yet, hire somebody to do it, ya cheap bastard and so something NICE with your wife. Fo for a drive iin the country, have a nice lunch with a cocktail...maybe get a room at a litttle country inn for the night. Well, that's what I would do. 630699[/snapback] Get a hair cut ya hippie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Get a hair cut ya hippie! 630747[/snapback] I did..it sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I did..it sucks. 630755[/snapback] That's it? That's your comeback? Weak Man...Weak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I did..it sucks. 630755[/snapback] Get a mullet styled hairpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 That's it? That's your comeback? Weak Man...Weak! 630760[/snapback] I'd do better if I had my long hair back. Samson thing, ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 My Free Advice: Grow some nads and do what you want to do, even if that is cleaning off your Irons and going out to your nearest public course and hitting some golf eggs around. 630708[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 I'd do better if I had my long hair back. Samson thing, ya know. 630764[/snapback] Grow it back. A snow-white mullet would be a conversation piece and earn you the recognition you deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I'm sorry to hear you have dementia. Sad. Drink more beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 only dilemma apears to be..how to get your sack out of your wifes purse w/o her noticing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 only dilemma apears to be..how to get your sack out of your wifes purse w/o her noticing..... 630821[/snapback] I don't understand what you are saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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