Alaska Darin Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bull sh-- artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30dive Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bull sh-- artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing. 590300[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Pretty funny! The other night, on the "Daily Show" recap of the state of the union address, the camera panned to Hillary in the audience, with a disapproving look on her face ....the picture freezes, John Stewart says "Where boners go to die..." It was one of the funniest things I had seen in a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 Pretty funny! The other night, on the "Daily Show" recap of the state of the union address, the camera panned to Hillary in the audience, with a disapproving look on her face ....the picture freezes, John Stewart says "Where boners go to die..."It was one of the funniest things I had seen in a while... 593101[/snapback] I laughed pretty hard at that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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