Draconator Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 BREAKING NEWS: PODIUM AT ONE BILLS DRIVE RESIGNS Orchard Park, NY. (P.U.) - The podium at One Bills Drive, has suddenly resigned it position. In a brief statement, the podium's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, said the following: "This Podium has been overworked in a short amount of time. My client deserves appropriate compensation for it's use. It's been in the spotlight three seperate times just this week, and it's had to endure the abuse of two men who's combined age is 372. The podium deserves fair compensation for the position it's been forced to endure. Obviously, the Bills are not willing to give the podium it's due, so we were left with no other choice." New Bills GM, Marv Levy, has declined to name any canadiates to replace the podium, but the leading canidate to replace the podium is Al Davis' walker. Other canidates mentioned are Katie Couric's booster seat, and Jesse Jackson's Soap Box. What could this mean??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Just to nitpick here, that's a lecturn. A podium is like... a dais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I wont believe this til I hear from the Empty Podium himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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