Formerly Allan in MD Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 In a development that has shocked the entire NFL, the Bills announced that Jason Peters will be the starting quarterback Sunday night at New England. The Patriots are stunned. Even Bill Belicheck cannot figure what to make of this and how, in two days, to prepare to face this unfathomable threat. There are reports that Peters will be blocking for himself, on both the left and right sides. Also, passing plays are being quickly installed that will have Peters throwing to himself. This bold stroke will undoubtedly reinvigorate the proud franchise. Anything to make them forget the bleeding from Bledsoe, RJ, The Lateral, Greg Williams, and Flutie Flakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puente Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Hmmmm..."Jason Peters throwing to himself" ....."Blocking for himself"...Oh yeah you forgot that they are gonna start moorman at running back and they are gonna trade for todd collins to play receiver!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted October 28, 2005 Author Share Posted October 28, 2005 Hmmmm..."Jason Peters throwing to himself" ....."Blocking for himself"...Oh yeah you forgot that they are gonna start moorman at running back and they are gonna trade for todd collins to play receiver!!!! 488351[/snapback] Wow! A new bright light on the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester43 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 what this team needs is to shake things up. peters at qb is a great start. moorman is a multi-time ncaa champion hurdler- i think he should be returning kicks. after all why risk our best corner on kick returns?! and should we really risk nate clements' $18million signing bonus by sending him out for punt returns?? moorman only plays half a dozen plays a game, he'll have enough energy left for it. mike williams should play fullback a la the fridge. but then we can fake everyone out and hand it to him at the goal line. starting this sunday. the pats will never suspect it. everyone knows wire was a great linebacker at stanford- put him back in at inside lb and let our speedy "tackle machine" london fletcher play safety. sorry milloy, you're too slow for the "new look" bills. finally, now that rian lindell has some strength in his leg, he should be sent out onto the field to stick his foot up the ass of each defensive lineman after each play where an opponent runs the ball for more than 10 yards on us. finally, TD should be fired immediately and rtconner should be made GM. he would make sweet draft picks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 In a development that has shocked the entire NFL, the Bills announced that Jason Peters will be the starting quarterback Sunday night at New England. The Patriots are stunned. Even Bill Belicheck cannot figure what to make of this and how, in two days, to prepare to face this unfathomable threat. There are reports that Peters will be blocking for himself, on both the left and right sides. Also, passing plays are being quickly installed that will have Peters throwing to himself. This bold stroke will undoubtedly reinvigorate the proud franchise. Anything to make them forget the bleeding from Bledsoe, RJ, The Lateral, Greg Williams, and Flutie Flakes. 488349[/snapback] Watt???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Flutie Flakes.He those things were good. Nothing like a nice bowl of Flutie flakes with some milk. yummm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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