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I just let one go. Sort of in honor. Us old guys can really fart, you know.

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I think the risk of sharting increases exponentially in males with every decade of life, so just be careful bro.

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I think the risk of sharting increases exponentially in males with every decade of life, so just be careful bro.

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It's not a well known fact, and yes, it has been documented, that women fart too. I believe the study was up for this year's Nobel.

 

Most people don't know that women fart. It's true, they do. Really. It's been proven, but you never see a female fart joke.

 

Sexist, I say.

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It's not a well known fact, and yes, it has been documented, that women fart too. I believe the study was up for this year's Nobel.

 

Most people don't know that women fart. It's true, they do. Really. It's been proven, but you never see a female fart joke.

 

Sexist, I say.

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Two months ago my company hired a young, really sexy french women. Recently I was in her office helping her and she let one go. She didn't a word, just went about her work like nothing happened. Loud and proud, must be a french thing.

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Two months ago my company hired a young, really sexy french women.  Recently I was in her office helping her and she let one go. She didn't a word, just went about her work like nothing happened. Loud and proud, must be a french thing.

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Women have the freedom to just let their SBDs rip when they're in public, cause you KNOW people are going to assume it was one of us men. That's BULLSH*T, man!

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Women have the freedom to just let their SBDs rip when they're in public, cause you KNOW people are going to assume it was one of us men. That's BULLSH*T, man!

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There was no one in the room except the two of us and there was nothing silent about it

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There was no one in the room except the two of us and there was nothing silent about it

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Yeah I know, but the chances of that actually happening again are like 1:593,382,293,042 I just mean in general, women know they can get away with the "launch and deny" technique

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Yeah I know, but the chances of that actually happening again are like 1:593,382,293,042  I just mean in general, women know they can get away with the "launch and deny" technique

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and all this time I really thought it was my dog

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and all this time I really thought it was my dog

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Well I don't know about your dog, but mine can clean out a room in under 30 seconds if I give the wrong (or "right", depending on the situation) food.

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See, all you needed to do in order to make this discussion take off was talk about farting!  :doh:  Yes, that's still more intelligent than "he said/she said" going on one board up...

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Well, if you think about it, farting has been around since the beginning of time. It's certainly earned its keep as a viable topic of discussion.

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true enough, but mine takes way too much blame from my wife

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Ah, that's a dead giveaway then....I think you have her pegged. Poor dog....

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have you ever let one rip in the car just befor you got out ? then the wife goes out 5 hours later and you hear her scream .... you f ing ass hole .

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Five hours?? wow, nice duration on that gas, bro!

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there are days that i go out the next day open the door and say , mead you did good one  :doh:  :doh:  :(

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lol....this whole fart discussion reminds me of Eddie Murphy's "fart game" routine.....that was some funny sheeat

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I for one can't wait for the game because Thurman goes on the Wall of fame. Now for the OT part of the post.

 

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How appropriate that both of his teams will be there. It still makes me sick when I think about that.

 

It's good to see we now have two fart threads going.

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