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OT - Some cat hater's humor


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I'm a cat lover - but I thought this was funny. Sorry Cablelady.

The firefighter

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices

a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung

off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is

wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and

her cat.

 

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire

truck", the firefighter says with admiration.

 

"Thanks", the girl says.

 

The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon

to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the

firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if

you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go

faster."

 

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I

wouldn't have a siren."

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