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6 minutes ago, thebandit27 said:

 

Hah!

 

Yeah, once.  I was in a serious drought during college, and made the mistake of going out with a girl from Niagara Falls a few times.  She was really good-looking and liked me a lot, so I figured I could do a lot worse to end the drought.

 

Then, after 2-3 dates, the crazy started to emerge.  Turned out she was not only a cutter, but a stalker too.  When she figured out that I was about to break things off, she secretly stashed her house keys in my glove compartment so that she had an excuse to see me again.  I made her meet me in public to get them back, and I brought a friend...and she showed up with her hair all chopped up (and dyed), about a half-dozen new piercings, and waaaaaaaaaaaaay more makeup than I've ever seen her wear.  I gave her the keys and got the heck out of there.

 

Years later, I was at a cruise night event in the Falls and she saw me (from like 100 yards away)...she came up to me and basically said "let's go to your car"...my word, the crazy was strong.

Yeah I tend to find "broken" women appealing (I can somewhat relate with my own mental health issues), but I learned early you do not stick your...carrot...in THAT kind of crazy.

 

But yeah, that Josh Allen kid, definitely a football player.

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