Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Hello fellow roid users. I found time in my busy schedule to come visit my friends at TBD. As you all know, I'm Jose Canseco, the greatest baseball player ever. Ask me any question and I will answer honestly. BTW: buy my book.
CajunBillsBacker Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Why didn't you share your steroids with Ozzie Canseco? He could have used all the performance drugs he could get his hands on because he sucked!
Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Author Posted March 24, 2005 CajunBillsBacker said: Why didn't you share your steroids with Ozzie Canseco? He could have used all the performance drugs he could get his hands on because he sucked! 285348[/snapback] If you bought my book you would know the answer to that question! There is only one spot light and that is on me.
Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Author Posted March 24, 2005 Nanker said: Why didn't your parents name you Hose-B? 285349[/snapback] Don't be jealous of the greatest name in all of major league sports. Now get off your ass and go buy my book.
NavyBillsFan Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 You said you did "roids" with Jason G and Big Mac, did you give them a reach around?
Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Author Posted March 24, 2005 NavyBillsFan said: You said you did "roids" with Jason G and Big Mac, did you give them a reach around? 285363[/snapback] I violated Jason G and Big Mac like the shawshank redemption.
crazyDingo Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Dear Jose, What kind of long hours, constant practice, self-discipline, good nutrition, and moral compass would you suggest for today's young athle-- oh, wait a minute. Nevermind. Well, at least I can ask you what the hell kind of juice you had your ego on. It never wore off! Now THATS the shizzle. I'll take a bottle of that if you can wrestle it away from Barry Bonds.
ajzepp Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Hey, you remember that time you tried to catch the ball but it bounced off your head and over the wall? You must have felt like one gigantic asss, huh?
Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Author Posted March 24, 2005 crazyDingo said: Dear Jose, What kind of long hours, constant practice, self-discipline, good nutrition, and moral compass would you suggest for today's young athle-- oh, wait a minute. Nevermind. Well, at least I can ask you what the hell kind of juice you had your ego on. It never wore off! Now THATS the shizzle. I'll take a bottle of that if you can wrestle it away from Barry Bonds. 285383[/snapback] Barry doesn't need to go to voluntary workout sessions. A couple trips to the stall with me and he'll be as good as new.
crazyDingo Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 ajzepp said: Hey, you remember that time you tried to catch the ball but it bounced off your head and over the wall? You must have felt like one gigantic asss, huh? 285390[/snapback] You laugh but that juiced cranium SAVED THAT MAN'S LIFE. You see, clinically speaking, since there was no organic brain matter there to provide an equal but opposite force, that ball would have just crushed his head like a robin's egg. Then where would baseball be? Scrawny, thats where.
Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Author Posted March 24, 2005 ajzepp said: Hey, you remember that time you tried to catch the ball but it bounced off your head and over the wall? You must have felt like one gigantic asss, huh? 285390[/snapback] next question...
ajzepp Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 crazyDingo said: You laugh but that juiced cranium SAVED THAT MAN'S LIFE. You see, clinically speaking, since there was no organic brain matter there to provide an equal but opposite force, that ball would have just crushed his head like a robin's egg. Then where would baseball be? Scrawny, thats where. 285397[/snapback] Dingo has a point there, Jose.......but don't feel bad. At least you don't have sh*t orbiting your head like Bonds does.
Like A Mofo Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Jose Canseco said: Hello fellow roid users. I found time in my busy schedule to come visit my friends at TBD. As you all know, I'm Jose Canseco, the greatest baseball player ever. Ask me any question and I will answer honestly. BTW: buy my book. 285343[/snapback] What is this, a sneek peak at a celebrity version of FAT?!?!?
The Hornell Kid Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Jose Canseco said: next question... 285398[/snapback] what is my favorite color?
Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Author Posted March 24, 2005 Bobafonte said: what is my favorite color? 285427[/snapback] What are you, some type of interior designer. Come see me for a shot of manhood.
The Hornell Kid Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Jose Canseco said: What are you, some type of interior designer. Come see me for a shot of manhood. 285435[/snapback] I dont want my balls to shrivel up like yours.
Like A Mofo Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Bobafonte said: I dont want my balls to shrivel up like yours. 285438[/snapback]
Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Author Posted March 24, 2005 ajzepp said: Dingo has a point there, Jose.......but don't feel bad. At least you don't have sh*t orbiting your head like Bonds does. 285405[/snapback] I'm Jose Canseco, baseball's first 40/40 man. I know you all have my donruss rookie card at home.
Like A Mofo Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Jose Canseco said: I'm Jose Canseco, baseball's first 40/40 man. I know you all have my donruss rookie card at home. 285441[/snapback] Jose, why was your 1986 Donruss RC worth $100 at one time and now couldn't buy 1/4 a lapdance if I sold it?
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