LabattBlue Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 an angry chimp is the attacker in this latest round of genital destruction.... http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20050305/1038696.asp "The chimps chewed off St. James Davis' nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs Thursday before the son-in-law of the sanctuary's owner shot the animals to death, authorities said." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 an angry chimp is the attacker in this latest round of genital destruction.... http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20050305/1038696.asp "The chimps chewed off St. James Davis' nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs Thursday before the son-in-law of the sanctuary's owner shot the animals to death, authorities said." 264792[/snapback] I know the guy was in his 60s, but if a chimp had just chewed off my nose, there is no way in hell that little fu*ker would ever make it to my nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurman's Helmet Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 I know the guy was in his 60s, but if a chimp had just chewed off my nose, there is no way in hell that little fu*ker would ever make it to my nuts. 264807[/snapback] From what I read, the chimp was 150 lbs and if he wanted at your genitals, there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it to stop him. (The chimps were males and perhaps found this guy to be a threat?) Adult male Chimpanzees are the most violent and aggressive of ALL the great apes. Very cute and cuddly as babies but once they hit 8-12 months of age, they get a super testosterone infusion and all bets are off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 From what I read, the chimp was 150 lbs and if he wanted at your genitals, there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it to stop him. (The chimps were males and perhaps found this guy to be a threat?) Adult male Chimpanzees are the most violent and aggressive of ALL the great apes. Very cute and cuddly as babies but once they hit 8-12 months of age, they get a super testosterone infusion and all bets are off. 264824[/snapback] I hear what you're saying.......but honestly, it wouldn't matter if it was a friggin sasquatch........his balls are getting gnawed off before mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorCal Aaron Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Prince Albert anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 I hear what you're saying.......but honestly, it wouldn't matter if it was a friggin sasquatch........his balls are getting gnawed off before mine 264826[/snapback] You're on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 You're on. 264876[/snapback] Haha...touche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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