BillsWatch Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 A man was stopped for DUI with Zebra and Parrot in front seat. It sounds like the start of a joke but real: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/05/man-with-zebra-parrot-in-front-seat-charged-with-dui/ He claims he was not attempting to drive home drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 No. Of course not. He told the officer he was taking them to the zoo. So, the officer game him directions to the zoo. An hour later the same officer stops the guy and says, "Hey, I thought you were taking them to the zoo." "I did," responded the drunk. "Now I'm taking them to the ball park." Ba-da-bing! Thanks very much. Try the veal. It's the best in the city. I'm here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Sounds like a Priest and a Rabbi joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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