bills_fan Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 This article is hysterical. Had me laughing out loud on the train this morning. No easy feat given how hungover I was. Here is the link to the actual site... http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ And some examples... I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words “dibs on the chunky one” came out of your mouth. When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my place, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years. The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake. i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star... so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. (843): happy early fathers day!!! (829): im not a father (843): about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'm also a big fan of: http://failblog.org/ http://failbook.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 This article is hysterical. Had me laughing out loud on the train this morning. No easy feat given how hungover I was. Here is the link to the actual site... http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ And some examples... Thats some funny shiit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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