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10 reasons the Bills should consider me as coach


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10 - I know what a football looks like

 

9- I can recognize Ralph Wilson

 

8- I can google buffalo, ny

 

7- I have HDTV

 

6- I know Canada is not the answer

 

5- I know what the LOS is

 

4- I am an alumni of women understanding football ( men have not met this criteria)

 

3- I do not have an ego

 

2- I believe in the team concept

 

1- wide right is not synonymous with conservatism

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10 - I know what a football looks like

 

9- I can recognize Ralph Wilson

 

8- I can google buffalo, ny

 

7- I have HDTV

 

6- I know Canada is not the answer

 

5- I know what the LOS is

 

4- I am an alumni of women understanding football ( men have not met this criteria)

 

3- I do not have an ego

 

2- I believe in the team concept

 

1- wide right is not synonymous with conservatism

 

 

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...Bills should consider me...

Ok, you're hired!

 

Here's what your one year contract looks like:

 

0 to 7 wins, salary = $0.00

8 wins = $50,000

wildcard berth = $3,000,000

win AFC East = $5,000,000

make it to AFC Champ. game = $7,000,000

make it to Superbowl = $9,000,000

Win Superbowl = $15,000,000

 

Thank you and welcome to the organization!

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10 - I know what a football looks like

 

9- I can recognize Ralph Wilson

 

8- I can google buffalo, ny

 

7- I have HDTV

 

6- I know Canada is not the answer

 

5- I know what the LOS is

 

4- I am an alumni of women understanding football ( men have not met this criteria)

 

3- I do not have an ego

 

2- I believe in the team concept

 

1- wide right is not synonymous with conservatism

 

11. I communicate well using Blogs, Facebook and Twitter.

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