PastaJoe

Actually he was delusional. His wife left him years before due to his gambling debts. Which is why he couldn’t afford a secretary, and recorded his messages on a recorder he called Maria.

Take a Letter Maria - R.B. Greaves

The time has come My little friends To talk of other things Of shoes and ships and sealing wax Cabbages and kings And why the sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings Ha ha Callo-Callay Come, run away With cabbages and kings

C’mon Maryanne - The Four Seasons

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, and one big eye I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater) A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)

Dawn - The Four Seasons

Jennifer Juniper - Donovan

They say the sea turns so dark that You know it's time, you see the sign They say the point demons guard is An ocean grave for all the brave Was it you that said, how long, how long How long to the point of no return?

Billy Don’t Be a Hero - Paper Lace

Cracklin’ Rosie - Neil Diamond

Eloise - Barry Ryan

I'm just a common man, drive a common van My dog ain't got a pedigree If I have my say, it's gonna stay that way 'Cause high-browed people lose their sanity And a common man is what I'll be

Elenore - The Turtles

Walk Away Renee

I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run

Jackie Wilson said

Carrie Anne

Here comes old Rosie she's looking mighty fine Here comes hot Nancy she's steppin' right on time There go the street lights bringin' on the night Here come the men faces hidden from the light All through the shadows, ah, they come and they go With only one thing in common They got the fire down below

Rosanna

I knew right from the beginning That you would end up winning I knew right from the start You'd put an arrow through my heart Round and round With love we'll find a way, just give it time Round and round What comes around goes around I'll tell you why

People are strange When you're a stranger Faces look ugly When you're alone Women seem wicked When you're unwanted Streets are uneven When you're down

Carol

Sam

Eight miles high, and when you touch down You'll find that it's stranger than known Signs in the street, that say where you're going Are somewhere just being their own

Venus