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I wouldn't want to play on the Bengals either. There's a 50/50 chance that when you show up at work one of your co-workers is going to try to murder you in one way or another. Prison guards are in a more relaxing atmosphere.

One of the funniest non-PFT football articles ive read in a very long time.

Actually theyre good friends-teammates at WVU. I have a friend who is a Mountaineer and I guess they were frequently seen together at parties on campus while serving their suspensions last season. Does anyone smell a buddy flick...Bad Boys 3?

Sign him, but keep him locked up in a cell at the stadium. Then on game days wheel him out all strapped up with a muzzle on like hannibal lecter and turn him loose.

I really don't think it's that bad. The central theme of all of Chad's rants and raves seems to be that Cincinnati is a bad team that hasn't done anything to make itself better. Like an unmarried woman in their mid 30's Chad realizes that his biological clock is ticking and that he only has so long to win a Super Bowl. The desire he's expressing is not entirely different from what Brett Favre said last year after the Packers did not trade for Randy Moss.

That was actually Total Access. Not to be a dick, JIC anyone is trying to find the clip.

I agree, someone who has a chance to hang with Randy Moss would be great. With the Bills in the draft though I set my expectations low, that way I am never disappointed. I still have nightmares about the Willis pick. After that draft I adapted this logic and it has worked well ever sense. I was completely fine with the Whitner pick when everyone else around me was freaking out.

Kelly is an enigma until his pro-day. Right now is stock is relatively low due to injury concerns compared to Thomas and Sweed. Personally I would prefer Hardy. Off-season issues aside, I love this guy. I have spent the entire season forced to watch Giant games and salivating over Plaxico Burress and believe a big, tall, receiver like that si exactly what the Bills need. I believe he will go much earlier than projected in this draft and would have no problem with Buffalo taking him at 13.

I honestly have to believe that the pick here is going to be Brandon Flowers. Though I would prefer to see Harvey, we have too much money tied up in Kelsay to make this move. From what I've seen and heard Flowers is regaurded as the top Cover 2 cornerback in the draft. He seems to be like a reincarnation of Antoine Winfield because of his ability to play the run and efficient tackling. I do realize that this pick will be considered a "reach" by the experts, but then again when is the Bills' pick not considered one. (Lynch was supposed to be a late first, McCargo a second rounder, Whitner a second rounder, Evans a late first) When I heard all of these picks announced I was legitimately disappointed that we did not trade down and then draft them. However, the logic of the Bills seems to be that if their guy is on the board they are going to take them. I have no problem with this strategy anymore because it has worked out well with all of the aformentioned players. I also see the Bills trading up into the late first or early second to try and grab their WR such as Hardy or Kelly.