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Next time you wish for Dan Snyder as an owner, read this and remember he tried suing this paper out of existence because his feelings were hurt. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder

Maybe second worst. Google "Dan Snyder" and "Washington City Paper"

"I Wonder What's On the Red Zone Channel?"

Good point since the guy that has kept the Bills in Buffalo since 1960 is a WNY resident. Oh wait....

I think Coles fits our needs very well. He's like Reed, but plays outside and has a nose for the endzone. You think 8 TDs on the other side of Evans might pull some coverage off? I do. It may get Reed in the endzone more and open up things for a new TE or Fine/Schouman as well.

Here's what needs to happen: Free Agency/offseason moves 1. Coles is signed and can produce his 2008 numbers. 2. We sign or trade for a competent LG that is at least a marginal upgrade over Douchebag Dockery. 3. Peters is extended and gets his fat, lazy ass to OTAs and camp Draft 1. we draft an impact pass rusher(s) at DE, preferably not a white, high-motor guy. 2. We draft a solid receiving threat at TE. He is ready to play on day one. 3. We draft a LB that's an upgrade over Ellison Players 1. Trent takes another step. Plays at least 14 games. 2. ML's suspension is short and/or Fred Jackson can carry the load while he's out. Jackson plays like the end of last year. 3. Evans becomes a 10-15 TD guy with Coles in the lineup. 4. Josh Reed stays healthy. 5. Peters returns to 2007 form and stays healthy. Butler stays healthy. 6. Schobel returns healthy, gets double-digit sacks with help on the other side. 7. Whitner is embarrassed by his 08 performance and takes a step forward. 8. Youboty picks up where he left off and contributes to nickel blitz again. 9. Leodis takes a step forward at CB. 10. Poz disrupts the backfield more. 11. Stroud stays healthy 12. Trent/Evans or ML steal a couple games with big performances to offset coaching blunders. Coaching 1. Dick really does improve game management. 2. Dick gets team ready to play in the 1st quarter. Not the second half. 3. Dick ends infatuation with deferring and gets the offense on the field first. 4. Kugler gets his head out of his a** and gets these guys physical. Or else fans throw him in Erie canal and float him back to Lockport and we beg Mouse to come back for a season. 5. Turk remains committed to the run like the last 3 games. Only asks Trent to make 2-3 big plays in the passing game a game. 6. Bobby April doesn't get run over by bus (or by Marshawn) Schedule/AFC 1. Some opponents not as strong as they appear. God knows we won't outcoach them. 2. Pats D fails them, we steal a game. Because there's no way Golden Boy and Moss don't come back strong. 3. Jets don't get an answer at QB. 4. Miami takes a step back. Especially Pennington. 5. 10 games gets a wild card, not 11+ We hit 80% of these, we got a shot at the wild card. IMHO, of course.

The 2009 Buffalo Bills: 96 More Timeouts to Waste!

I believe he's alluding to Chris Berman being on the Bills bandwagon.

If there's actually a curse, I vote for Tom Brady.