Steely Dan

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A guy walks into a bar...OWWWWWW!! A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer with a little head. Bartender asks which one he wants first.

That joke is so old the first time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur.

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Some people just find sheep so very attractive Like this guy 'Man bonks nativity sheep' O Come All Ewe Faithful ... sheep like this was allegedly attacked after appearing in nativity scene A MAN has been arrested after allegedly bonking a sheep which was part of a nativity scene in a funeral shop. Cops claim Joey Armstrong, 29, was caught after he broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the live festive display in Charleston, in the US state of West Virginia. He was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals and is in jail pending bail. It is understood he could also be charged with bestiality. OMG, this one is really umm... Man walks free after sheep refuses to testify Monday, July 30, 2007 A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify. The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress. Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex. 'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen. Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence. Or maybe him. Man arrested for sex with sheep Reuters April 05, 2007 01:27am A MAN has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep. The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said. “He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions,” spokeswoman Christine Klein said. The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine. I'm curious to see if the video hit Youtube but I really don't want to see it! BTW, is it really improper etiquette to use a sheepskin condom during sex with a sheep?

Wow you are so prescient. You should join the Bills scouting department. They could take your advice and do the opposite and a great team would be made.

As stated above it was in fact Peter Green who wrote "Black Magic Woman" Also Steve Winwood's "Arc of a Diver" album is amazing. He plays all of the instruments on that album. Link about Winwood Although he was only 15, Steve's vocals were astoundingly soulful and mature, and his skills at the piano were also advanced beyond his years. Within a year, he'd played with numerous American blues legends both in concert and in the studio; in 1965, he also recorded the solo single "Incense" as the Anglos, crediting himself as Stevie Anglo. Meanwhile, the Spencer Davis Group released a handful of classic R&B-styled singles, including "Keep on Running," "I'm a Man," and the monumental "Gimme Some Lovin'," which stood with any of the gritty hardcore soul music coming out of the American South. If you look up child prodigy in the dictionary Winwood's picture is next to it. I'm a man Keep on Running His stuff with "Traffic" is incredible too!

Fleetwood Mac 1987 Lyndsey Buckingham does his version of the "Green God" Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers cover Oh Well Mike Campbell does a great job of covering the "Green God" I would imagine most of the "kiddies" here don't know that the "Green God" wrote "Black Magic Woman" Who is the "Green God"? This is sort of a good write up; Like Clapton, whose playing inspired the "Clapton is God" graffiti around London during his time with the Bluesbreakers, Green would earn the nickname "The Green God" for his interpretation of the blues. They left out that after Clapton left John Mayall's Bluesbreakers and Green was brought in to replace him the record producer was told they had gotten a guy better than Clapton. The producer, needless to say, was skeptical until he heard Green play. Green is also the founding member of Fleetwood Mac. He never liked the spotlight and so named the band after Mick Fleetwood and John McVie. Unfortunately he suffered from the same thing that killed Syd Barett's career. Bad acid and a loathing of the spotlight. After he quit the mac Fleetwood Mac was thisclose to losing their recording contract but were convinced they could go on and so the record company kept them on. BTW, when Fleetwood Mac was first formed a scout from a record company saw them and decided his company shouldn't sign them. This was the same guy who decided to pass on the Beatles too. BB King called him the best blues guitarist; "I'm sorry, Peter Green is best" were BB Kings words to a crowd at a Royal Albert Hall show with Fleetwood Mac in 1969. BB knew that among the audience that night were Eric Clapton and his friend George Harrison, sitting in a private box enjoying the show. Some people have gone as far as claiming that Peter Green got deeper into the spirit of the blues than any of his contemporaries. Maybe not the most succsessful, but surely one of the most talented guitar players through four decades. Link Widely hailed as Britain’s best-ever blues guitarist, Peter Green inspired B.B. King to say, “He has the sweetest tone I ever heard. He’s the only one who gave me the cold sweats.” My brother has my copy of Mick Fleetwood's autobiography right now so I'll have to write this from recollection. A story from Mick Fleetwood's autobiography says that after recording the "Fleetwood Mac In Chicago 1969" album that Otis Spann took Green to an all black club to play with him. On the way in to the club Green was stopped by two huge guys who were threatening him. Otis Spann had to tell them he was ok. After the show the two guys approached Green and told him they were glad they were able to hear him play. My favorite Mac tune written by Peter Green. Need Your Love So Bad This video is a live version of the song with Peter Green from the late 60's 'Nutha; Peter Green plays his song with the original Fleetwood Mac back in the late 60's

Could if be nobody gives a crap about you or your insignificant problems you zit on a fat, smelly, man's buttocks? I always thought a better name for the wife would be Titus Twatus. JMO Fixed! Is that meant for a woman in your life? Damn! Beat me to it! You are, of course, right. How about the live version? with Bob Welch!! How about the music video! Sentimental Lady Precious Love

Are you saying that because his job, in the NFL only, opens him up to gambling debt problems, like point shaving, that he should be allowed back in the league where he could accrue gambling debt problems while still playing in the league??!! If he's not playing in the league then gambling debts cannot affect the league. 'Nuff said.

Fixed! We'll see, words are meaningless without actions.

Yeah, I thought the same thing when I heard it too.

If a top ten fugitive moves overseas he's still a top ten fugitive. If Tony Soprano orchestrates the killing of 3,000 people in America from an overseas residence he's still liable for the American deaths. JMO.

What they said! I firmly believe that very few people here have ever tortured a dog. Enjoyed killing it in those ways and did all of the things associated with dog fighting. If you have, then you're a disgusting person too. Not hard at all to reach that conclusion. Name 10 of those, please. I agree. If he gets too far into debt with a guy he may be asked to shave points. WTF does his losing money have to do with anything? Anyone else who goes to jail loses a large portion of their income too! Just because Joe Blow loses an $80,000 house and Vick loses $100 million then too bad. His financial losses have NOTHING to do with his punishment, IMO. Financial losses and getting your job back are things everybody who goes to prison face. Why is he any different?

I'm pretty sure he's not lost. I saw him yesterday.

Try being nicer to the Mrs.!

Up until this year they haven't taken a C in one of the first three rounds since Hull left. IIRC. Dusty Zeigler was the best of that bunch and the Bills let him go. IIRC, he had a pretty good career with the Giants.

Anyone you know on this list?

Beat me to it! Maybe he meant; People for the Intimate Treatment of Animals

You are one sick, sick dude! Funny, but sick as hell!

Link How about Michael Jackson on the bonnet of a Rover, with angel wings?! When I saw the picture I immediately turned to my wife and said: 'What is Michael Jackson doing on my car bonnet?'

What they said!

Link By Jim Spellman CNN WASHAKIE COUNTY, Wyoming (CNN) -- In the predawn darkness the agents switch the federal plates on their vehicles to local Wyoming tags and check they have no other signs showing they are from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. They want to give the impression that they are fish and wildlife officers, certainly not what they really are -- an elite squad in search of one of the FBI's 10 most-wanted fugitives. Their target lives eight miles up a dirt road in the Big Horn mountains of Washakie County -- and he is also not what he seems. For the past few years Edward Eugene Harper has been tending a flock of sheep in the semi-wilderness of the region. But 15 years ago he failed to turn up for a court appearance in Mississippi on charges he had molested two girls, aged 3 and 8. He'd been on the lam ever since. The FBI had to be careful to not tip their hand when arresting the unabomber too. They used an undercover ruse then as well. This book by Candice Delong is really interesting. She worked on the unabomber case and was present at his arrest. She also rescued a child from a child molester and she became a criminal profiler. Very interesting read.

When I was at Strong and working in the O.R. they prepped a patient in an operating room so when the kidney arrived they could put it in immediately. When it showed up it had been so poorly harvested the surgeon couldn't use it. To say he was incredibly pissed off would be an extreme understatement. As the article says it takes three years to get one. That patient I'm sure was next in line but finding a donor with the same blood type and all of the other necessary things isn't easy. I can't imagine being a member of the family that had to be told about that. BTW, I'm sure they never used black market kidney's.

Do they shoot video of their competitors?