Bungee Jumper

Humor? You mean the original post was funny?

Except that I think there's maybe only six people here who followed his regression to the mean idiocy, so it would be meaningless... ...yeah, you're right, it fits.

Shipping costs? Send 'em COD.

Anyone who "never saw where Clinton screwed up so bad" just wasn't paying attention. For starters, read up on his Afghanistan policy.

Actually, she's quite nicely symmetrical. Not much sag, but then she is a young B-cup (yeah, I know, she looks like an A. She's a B, trust me.) Her left eye might be a little lower than her right...but it's tough to tell from either picture, frankly.

Every time I try to think like a rabid liberal idiot*, they out-do me. *note: this is not a statement that all liberals are rabid idiots, merely that Rosie herself is a rabid idiot with a liberal bent.

Most people like working with me, actually. I have absolutely no idea why, considering I'm a total !@#$. But then, I consider most people idiots anyway...

Oh, that just doesn't help anyone...

Not yet. I chewed him out for not having the balls to ever make a decision and always trying to be everyone's best buddy rather than the boss. He won't fire me for a while...because he doesn't have the balls to make the decision and will be too busy trying to be my best buddy. Unless he realizes I was right...in which case he'll grow some balls, stop trying to be my best buddy, and fire my ass, thereby demonstrating that I probably don't deserve to be fired anyway since I was right... ...which just proves that being right is the booby prize. As though arguing about math for 200 pages with a mouth-breathing idiot didn't prove that already.

Sharing illegal substances, wearing pants...you're just chock full of surprises tonight, aren't you?

I'd just like to caveat that I think "marketing" and "lying" are largely synonymous anyway...

I'm shocked! You share?

"He was drunk, I was drunk, he brushed my tit, I told my mom..." Gotta love Brazilian women. Imagine the shitstorm if she were American. People'd be calling for breaking off relations with England, the woman would be being encouraged to go into rape crisis counseling, Chuck Hagel would call for Bush's impeachment over it...

You have GOT to be kidding. Have you even lived in modern America? Just the other night here, a lady's crossing a six-lane street in the dark, jaywalking nowhere NEAR a crosswalk, wearing dark clothes, and gets killed by a bus. She's being hailed as a "hero" [sic], for highlighting how inherently unsafe most drivers are around pedestrians (never mind the fact that SHE STEPPED IN FRONT OF A !@#$ING BUS!!! ) No one dies in vain in modern America. Everyone's death is heroic.

Too sensible for here. Next time, try alternating caps and lower-case and typing something shallow, like "DaRwIn WaLkEr Is KeWl!!!", and you might get a better response.

Yep, anyone who supports the war and doesn't serve is a kitty. Except that it seems now that anyone who supports the war and intends to serve is a kitty, too. And I'm sure that if I mention that I didn't support the war, but neither to I support the shallow BS anti-war talking points the Democrats here spew, I'm still a kitty for not being properly anti-war. Basically, if we go on long enough, everyone who disagrees with RI will be, by definition, a kitty.

No, no, no...Pat Tillman joined to fight in Afghanistan, but it's Bush's fault Tillman's dead, because Bush invaded Iraq. So what he did was noble, he's just a victim of the Great Neocon Conspiracy for sending him to Iraq, where he wasn't shot, instead of in Afghanistan where he wanted to fight, where he actually WAS shot. Got it?

That was a trap? The army's going to do you good, kid, if only to teach you how to set an ambush.

Well...at least he had the sense to be a reckless moron with an irreplacable sports car at a track instead of on the freeway.

I love newbies... You haven't been here before...we're not picking on Kelly Holcomb, we're picking on our resident retard, Holcomb's Arm.

First chance today I had to check the board, give me a break. I'll probably be checking it a lot more from now on, though. Chewed my boss a new one today for being a piss-poor boss. They tend to not like that, I've found...

I'm VABills, too...

They still happen. They're just now more like "New York City and Washington DC have an alert level of red for air travel..." Which highlights the stupidity of the original system: five color-coded levels, two of which are practically useless (blue you'd never reach, red you'd really only hit retroactively after an attack) indicating the national level of threat for the mouth-breathing USA-Today reading population was a level of nuance more fitting for the back of a cereal box than national security issues. More specifically, it was targeted to the likes of you, who think that a non-specific "no sh--" memo that says "terrorists can crash airplanes into buildings" equates to a specific warning of a specific attack against a specific target on a specific day. You, specifically, are responsible for the BS rating system. It's your ignorance they're targeting with it. You understand simple ideas like "red", you don't understand nuance like "we have non-specific information that a there is a significant immediate threat to Wall Street in the next month." But there's nothing sinister about it. It's just a retarded system targeted to retarded people like yourself who can't grasp more complicated concepts...and apparently even have trouble with the retarded ones sometimes.

Rumor has it, the conditional pick is in the 3.5th round.