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Been busy and missed the last few days for Tues. and Weds. I'll try and make it up ! Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet. Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention! Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family. Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the B word!!!!! Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering. Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border. Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like sh-- !! Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and B word comes back for more. Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving. Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow. Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn! Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day. Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund. Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving. Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on. Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed. Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road. Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

Smokin hot !

Great pics and slide show. You have reminded me just how way overdue I am for a family vacation. April for sure I am taking the family somewhere beautiful to relax and have some fun. Did you grow up in WNY ? Why move to NZ ?

He did ! And I have heard this guys name before. Git'er done Marv !

He was coasting until his contract year and then turned it up a few notches. Marv knows this and that is why he isn't going to break the bank for a guy who coasts.

Is he related to Olaf Pillar ?

Where is TD now ? Is he still unemployed ? If so, that is a telling fact in this NFL world of retreads.

Whats the Belkin Easy Transfer Cable edit ?

Now it would more funny in a room of presidential candidates looking for campaign contributions.

Just another thought, the agents for the players don't care about previous press releases. They only care about the dollars and terms of the contract being offered for their client. Just like when you put in an offer for a house. The agents involved couldn't care a less about anything else except if the terms are acceptable and you can close escrow successfully.

Also two hours from desert recreation as well. You can go from desert sand, mountain snow to sandy beach in a two - three hour drive span if you wanted to.

I hopefully will have four wells that can deliver all the water I need and then some, in the very near future. Keeping my fingers crossed that the escrow closes smoothly by the end of this month. Knock on wood.

I agree with you. Much ado about nothing comes to mind.

definately one of those snot suckers is a good thing. Two kids, many colds later. Any meds the pediatrician will let you give her is a blessing as well. Otherwise patience and time is the only cure. Good luck.

Cool now I can get NFL games and Howard Stern once in a while.

Wow ! What a bad hire for HC. I love Ted Cotrell for DC though ! Ron Rivera would have been a better choice for HC.

Lets review the four we are losing. 1) London. Marv called him out for not being an attacking MLB. Sounds like Marv has a plan to replace London. I expect to be better at this position. 2) TKO. Marv kind of called out TKO as well. Saying we will review if he can coume back to his former self. Saying that he was sub-par last year and probably wont be back. Sounds like he has a plan here as well. I expect an improvment. 3) Kelsay. He was getting pushed around alot last year. I don't remeber him being an impact player. He should be replaceable. 4) Clements - Was lights out last year. But it was a contract year and Nate magically found another gear. Once he gets his check, he will be back to his old tricks of just enough to get by. Nothing spectacular. Give me a hungry rookie and we will have similar production. Summary, Marv has it under control. We will be better next year.

Plenty of fresh water to drink and dont worry about falling into the ocean.

Same with me ! Your point is what ?

Falls down hits the table knocking off the glasses and silverware onto the ground causing a racket !

I'm really sick of the snow as well. It makes my local weather forcasts all icky when they cut away from my high of 78 today and sunny forcast with those nasty pictures of blizzard like conditions in the north east. Bring on the summer. Which brings up the question, when your getting your freezing temps forcast and 20 inches of snow overnight prediction, do they cut away to pictures of San Diego and other warm weather locations to make you feel better ?

Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled.

Mosquitos bug me when they bite me and my dog annoys me when he pees on the floor.

Not sure about the woman's stability, but I actually like that song, it has a lot of feeling and originality.

Michael was great if you liked listening to a crack head blather on wearing a suit bought at a pimp store. Can't say that I will miss the ass clown.