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    Could it be the Bucs are already displeased with

    in The Stadium Wall Archives

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    Daunte Culpepper: War's over, man. Ricky smoked a big one.

     

    Coach Saban: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Bucs signed Mike Williams? Hell no!

     

    Jason Taylor: Bucs?

     

    Chris Chambers: Forget it, he's rolling.

     

    Coach Saban: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on! AAAAEEEEEGGGHHHH!!

     

    Jason Taylor: Coach's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

     

    Coach Saban: We're just the guys to do it.

    Could it be the Bucs are already displeased with

    in The Stadium Wall Archives

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    Rather than read through all 11 pages of this, I'll contribute something I'm sure can't possibly have been said: Mike Williams plays for Jacksonville, not Tampa Bay.

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    After reading all 11 pages, I think I should point out something to you all:

     

    Mike Williams is my hero ... I figure that all I need to be like him is 12,000,000 twinkies and a lobotomy so that I lose the desire to excel.

    Could it be the Bucs are already displeased with

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    Bills | Krispy Kreme reports high satisfaction with Mike Williams

    Tue, 3 May 2006 09:06:42 -0700

     

    In a written press release, Krispy Kreme spokesman, Chet Ubetcha, has publicy declared their support for beleagured Jags/Bucs offensive lineman, Mike Williams, saying "I know that he's getting alot of flak on the internet, but man, every store that we have between Jacksonville and Tampa has been posting record numbers since Mike has moved to this area".

    Could it be the Bucs are already displeased with

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    Bills | Dissatisfaction with Mike Williams led the Bills to draft Donte Witner

    Tue, 3 May 2006 09:06:42 -0700

     

    Jerry Sullivan of the Buffalo Evening News, reports the Buffalo Bills decided to "reach" for Donte Whitner with the 8th pick of this year's draft in large part because of their dissatisfaction with former left tackle Mike Williams (now with the Tampa Bay Lightning). The Bills dissatisfaction with the massive tackle was so great that the Bills decided to pass on all "big men" in the draft and select someone who was less than 205# and under 6'-0" tall, which led them to bypass more highly regarded prospects in Holoti Ngata, Broderick and Bunkley, and Winston Justice in favor of Witner.

    Could it be the Bucs are already displeased with

    in The Stadium Wall Archives

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    A naked Mike Williams walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. He lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked Mike Williams says...

     

     

     

     

    p.s. It's ironic that after 4 years of Mike Williams as a player, that this thread has given us more entertainment than his play of the field

    Could it be the Bucs are already displeased with

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    Buccaneers | Local Tampa restaurant owner displeased with Mike Williams

    Tue, 2 May 2006 15:66:42 -0700

     

    Mike Williams, of the Jacksonville Jaguars, reportedly called a press conference to deny reports that he had been observed in a Tampa Area restaurant recently.

     

    According Mr. Lee, Owner of "House of Lee", Mike Williams was in his restaurant last week for the weekly all you can eat special.

     

    After 4 hours, an angry Mr. Lee asked Mike Williams to leave, saying "You be here 4 hour, you go now!"

     

    Mr. Lee has since closed the restaurant due to bankruptcy.

     

    When asked to comment on the report, Mike Williams immediately started sobbing and ran out for "personal reasons" .

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