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    Celebrating the Bills

    in The Stadium Wall

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    So, last week Mrs. Things and I flew up to Auckland and were a part of a live audience for a TV comedy show.  Front row centre.

    A "panel" show with 2 teams of comedians.

     

    The staff in charge of the audience encouraged us to be as loud possible, and to hoot and holler.

     

    So... at 4-5 points in the show, I yelled out "Let's Go Buffalo!!!" as everyone else was applauding.  (Going into and out of commercial breaks.)

    We watched the edited version of the show on TV a couple nights ago, and you can hear me as clear as a bell.

     

    "Let's Go Buffalo!!!"

    😁

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    UFO Found on Ocean Floor?

    in Off the Wall

    Posted · Edited by Bad Things

    4 hours ago, Augie said:

     

    Stuff like this just goes to show how very little we know. We know little about dark energy and dark matter, and that’s the vast majority of the universe. It’s hard to feel “certain” about anything given our general ignorance. Yet some of us can be feel so sure. 🤷‍♂️

     

    You feeling OKAY, Augie?

    You seem to have forgotten that we here at Two Bills Drive, are blessed to have our very own know-it-all, that knows it all!

     

     

    Why Landon Jackson is the next MONSTER in the NFL

    in The Stadium Wall

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    18 hours ago, Ralonzo said:

     

    You can look at him as a sack threat, i.e. the Alabama game in '23. But yeah, it's on the run where having him instead of Epenesa on the edge makes a difference in denying the sideline to the RB. There's a lot of tape on Jackson that looked a lot like Epenesa last year - out in space playing contain on a misdirection play. Except where Epenesa got waltzed consistently, Jackson was racking TFL's. He's not lost in space, he can click and close so much better than AJE who looked that guy in the commercial pouring his own inground pool. Jackson's change of direction isn't great but AJE's is like trying to take a tank through a slalom course.

     

    I liken the difference between Jackson and Epenesa there as exactly the difference between James Cook and Singletary... the latter is just lacking that top gear to make it to the sideline.

    So, he's not like Devin Singletary, driving a tank down a slalom course into a freshly poured pool?

    Thank God!

     

     

    I kid!

    I kid!

    ... and I totally agree with your assessment.

    😁

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    Why Landon Jackson is the next MONSTER in the NFL

    in The Stadium Wall

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    14 hours ago, Nephilim17 said:

    I am and here's a screen shot as proof. The user formerly called HerdMentality changed his name to "Joe Marino" as retaliation for Joe "stealing" his username without compensation to use as the name for the real Joe's SubStack community.

     

    This is NOT the podcaster Joe Marino. It's some angry regular dude.

     

    herd mentality JPG.jpg

    FFS! 

    He wanted compensation?  That's farken hilarious.

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    Happy Dave Brubeck Day

    in Off the Wall

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    1 hour ago, Draconator said:

     

    I've loved this song ever since I was a kid. 

     

    When I was a kid, the PBS station in Rochester (WXXI) had a little "filler" video that was to this song, and I think a time-lapse of someone making stained glass art. 

    I don't remember the visual art, but I've loved this song ever since.

     

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    Bills 4th Round Pick : Deone Walker - DT - Kentucky

    in The Stadium Wall

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    1 hour ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

     

    Ty is a baller id take 10 of those guys over this bum, getting big 1 techs isnt hard too do unless your the bills

     

     

     

    Will you just knock it off.  FFS.

    I'd really be interested to know what great achievements you've made in your life to get off calling a 4th Rd NFL pick, a "bum".

     

    As far as I'm concerned he's now a member of the Bills and I'll be rooting for him, and if you're not even going to give him a chance, you should think about taking a walk into a lake.

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    Funny Things You Have Done to Avoid Someone

    in Off the Wall

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    9 hours ago, Augie said:

    There was another dad on my son’s middle school basketball team who, for some reason unknown to me, always wanted to sit next to me in the stands. He wasn’t a bad guy, other than the stench that comes with someone who hasn’t bathed in a year or two. That man’s stink could gag a maggot! 

     

    Other parents on the team knew he was going to come in and sit next to me, so they would go find another seat when he walked into the gym. They saw no reason why they had to breathe near that man if they didn’t have to, so they cleared out in advances and make it less obvious. I didn’t blame them. 

     

    So, what would I do to avoid him? I would fake trips to the restroom or concession stand, then come back and take a different seat. Sometimes it worked, other times he’d just join me in my new location, much to the chagrin of my new neighbors. Decades later that will still get a hearty laugh from the whole family! You almost have to try to stink that bad! 

    Mate, your story instantly brought me back to the early 90's, when I'd still go back home to upstate for summers.  (I was going to college in Colorado at the time.)

     

    I had a sweet summer maintenance job at a local park, and everyday the crew would pile into a couple trucks and ride into the village for some lunch.

    There was this one guy, whose BO was un-f'ing-believable. 

     

    I distinctly remember 2 times when he squeezed in the truck, next to me, and honestly made me physically wretch.  I've had the misfortune to smell BO a bunch of times in my life, but this dude was the Mt Everest of stank!

     

    Thanks for reminding me of that! 

    Now I feel like I need to take a shower.

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