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TheMadCap

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  1. A Steelers fan? Thats an easy one. Tell him the last time you saw any of the paperwork pertaining to the sample 04-17728882, Larry Brown running down the street with it.

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    Good one! My original retort was going to be:

     

    I gave your fax to Neil O'Dummy, but it must have been intercepted. Twice!

  2. I woud not go over board.  It is fairly harmless and witty. 

     

    I would just reply back "have you looked in the place where they keep Bradshaws hair?" or who was the Steeler that lost his superbowl ring? Rocky...

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    Indeed, and I wouldn't want to put my former company in a bind with these people. Mainly, my co-workers and I wanted to laugh at all the crazy stuff you guys can come up with!

  3. Fax him a response, telling him you're moving on to a new career. Wish him luck in his new position as tenor in the Pittsburgh Gay Mans Choir. See if that fax gets " Lost "

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    <_< These are great, my co-workers and I are really enjoying this....

  4. Ok, I work for a laboratory, and this one particular client has been a pain in the ass the entire time I've worked here. Always sending in stuff for fast turn around, they don't listen to you when you tell them how to prepare or ship samples, B word endlessly about reports, and above all, they are always late paying....

     

     

    Well the main toady there can't find a report (they ALWAYS lose them, I have to refax constantly) so he sends me the following email...

     

    Rick,

     

    I have not been able to find a report for 04T 44839 01.  Let me know what your number for this sample is, and can you have this faxed again?  Isn’t the fax machine a lovely device?  If you have already faxed it, I have not seen it.  Maybe it is in the same place as the Bills’ Super Bowl trophies

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    Here's the best part....my last day is next friday. Technically, there is nothing that anyone can do to me if I send this guy a nice retort. By the way, he's a Steelers fan. So what do you think? What should I send him back?? <_<

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