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Marv's Neighbor

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  1. I read Poojer's lament yesterday. I was always told growing up that Ash Wednesday is meatless. My mother - Catholic Kate says yes. I told her that X said it is NOT a meatless day. I need some help, please post some facts for me.

     

    Thanks...

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    As usual, trust your Mother! She is right and if you had ate meat you'll have a front row seat in Hell! ;):lol::lol:

    St. Patrick's day is on Friday this year and most of the bishops will give you a break on that friday. :lol:

  2. The only player on the board that would be worth the #2 pick is Leinart and I don't particularly want to see what his arm looks like in 30mph winds.  I also don't want to see what it would cost the Bills to move up to that spot because it would cost us a lot more than JP and a swap of 1st round picks.

     

    Not to mention, after 8 games people would be screaming for Leinart's head and calling him a bust.  :doh:

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    To me, Leinart has RJ written all over him! :huh:

  3. I made my bi-monthly trip to Wegmans, in N Virginia, a 2+ hour drive each way up/down the illegal gun/drug/cigarettes highway also known as I-95!

     

    While I was shopping, I ran into a guy I recognized from Wegmans in West Seneca. He told me that he expected there to be a new store on one of the perimeter roads around the Potomac Mills Mall in about one year.

     

    If there's anybody else who drives up from the South, this is welcome news!

    If they're going to Potomac Mills maybe they'll keep heading South. :rolleyes:

  4. Most of those charges are valid....

     

    Gun shop - protecting your remaining possesions

    Engagement ring - making good on the promise that if you survive, you'll marry your sweetheart

    Casino withdrawls - trying to make some money because you're starting over with nothing

    DPS/Bail Bonds - Starting over with a clean slate

    Massage/Beer/Condoms/Strip Club - Stress relief

     

    The tattoo is the only one I can't see a reason for, unless it says "I survived the NO flood of 2005."

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    All together- PRICELESS! :lol:

  5. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of

    >me life, between the legs of me wife!"

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    >That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

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    >He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best

    >toast of the night"

    >She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

    >John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church

    >beside me wife."

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    >"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    >The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street

    >corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the

    >other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

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    >She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You

    >know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell

    >asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him

    >come."

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    PUG MAHONE! :P

  6. After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

     

    The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

     

    The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

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    Coulda had a GENNIE CREAM! :P

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